Thursday and Friday brought no real news to the GoFundMe market, as our own On-Going Expenses campaign won the day with a $10.00 donation on Thursday, but failed to do so on Friday, as is custom by our mysterious benefactor, as the paper was dark for the day.

We start the day with the usual look at the GoFundMe market. Everyone has gone without a donation for another day, while our own On-Going Expenses fund took the day with the normal $10.00 donation to keep this column going.

It was more of the same on Tuesday with our ongoing expenses campaign taking the day with a $60.00 take from two donations, including $10.00 from our mysterious benefactor who shall forever remain nameless as she or he torments us from parts unknown.

Jose “Chille” DeCastro has gone mysteriously quiet on the crowd sourcing front as our own Ongoing Expenses campaign took the day with a $10.00 donation from our hate viewer, whose mysterious identity will remain unknown for all of time.

Jose “Chille” DeCastro notched up another win for Sunday in GoFundMe action as his “Justice for All Legal Battle for Accountability” fund took in $100.00, beating out our $10.00 take by a 10x multiplier for the day.

Saturday was another day of goose eggs across the board for the campaigns we invest in, where even our own fund received no love from our backers, but a new proposition emerged from SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes to entice new investors.

Our own on-going expenses campaign took Friday, again, yay? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I do like having money for food and I do like paying bills and I love our supporters for keeping me chained to a desk every day, but WHAT THE HELL?

It was another two days of wins for our on-going expenses fund as we had a $27.00 take on Wednesday and a $20.00 take on Thursday to put our total at $2,930.00 in total for the fund, otherwise, it’s been rinse and repeat: no auditors took in anything yet again for two days.

A cracked tooth Jose “Chille” DeCastro used his version of a “Southern” accent on Tuesday as he prank called an Arkansas police department after watching a video of a recently fired police officer assaulting a suspect.