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Merb34st TROLLS Lane Myers into SIX HOUR Livestream Meltdown

by Jim
July 4, 2026
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Friday was a ridiculously glorious day for YouTuber Merb34st, who took great delight in masterfully trolling activist, YouTuber, self-proclaimed attorney, 420 observer and expert on everything Lane Myers into livestreaming for over six hours where he obsessed over Merb34st’s commentary and attacked fellow first amendment personality Jose “Chille” DeCastro.

The day started with Merb34st releasing a video to his YouTube channel with his comments on Myers’ recently filed federal lawsuit against the police officers and prosecutors involved in a 2023 arrest in New Mexico. For those following along at home, Myers refers to this as “the campground arrest” in his list of targets on his GiveSendGo account.

At the time it was not widely known that Myers had also filed a lawsuit against New Mexico State Police over the same incident. Merb34st made comments about the federal lawsuit and stated that it was likely to fail and that Myers was not suing in state court.

He also praised YouTuber DeCastro for being more intelligent than Myers and more successful in handling his lawsuits on a federal level. His faint praise for DeCastro, who currently has multiple active for-profit federal lawsuits, drew an immediate response from Myers.

Myers chastised Merb34st and repeatedly mocked the YouTuber for failing to know about his state level lawsuit. He then doxed Merb34st’s work address and called Merb34st directly, where Merb34st invited him to debate on his Discord server before hanging up on Myers.

This resulted in Myers stating that his lawsuit against Merb34st was in the works and that he would also have an injunction served against Merb34st as Merb34st was actively harassing him.

Merb34st would prolong Myers’ livestream with a second video mocking Myers and noting that while he is supposedly “harassing” Myers, Myers is the one actively reaching out to him and directing his supporters to contact Merb34st and throwing shade on Myers’ ideas that Arizona’s code of professional conduct would apply to a California attorney.

During Myers’ initial rant, he became outraged over Merb34st comparing him to YouTuber DeCastro. He then visited DeCastro’s YouTube channel where he provided his negative reactions to DeCastro’s channel, presentation and mission in life.

We now present a transcription of those thoughts in its entirety:

Chile was convicted, spent four months in jail, and overturned on appeal.

Okay. But what is he talking about in here? Chili was convicted, spent four months in jail and overturned on appeal. He was overturned on appeal like his criminal charges. So Chili got charged, spent four months in jail, and then they said that actually you didn’t commit a crime. And they let him out of jail. Or he did four months as a sentence. And then the appeal was later. I don’t know what. So Chili’s ever only been arrested one time in his life and it was for this thing where he what? He stepped back when the cop told him to. But OK, OK. So what did, what happened? Chili got arrested, went to jail, and then they let him out of jail because they said his charge was dismissed or something? Then what? What’s Chili’s channel called? is there a way to see this shit

let’s see what’s this shit called chili chili what isn’t it spelled different chili like not a

uh chili with the e okay somebody get called chili how do i get chili on the phone chili delete laws okay delete laws is there is his number somebody got it i want to call him right now delete laws welcome to delete laws i’m a first amendment otter with one clear mission to overturn terry v ohio that’s the core goal because ending terry ends the detainment process altogether and replaces it with digital detainment. If someone is detained, they should be detained with a camera or humane stripes and not with torture cuffs. We are here to eliminate torture cuffs in our lifetime for anyone who is not criminally insane and to end jails and prisons in America because they do not work. They only make our society worse. You can find all my products, including trifolds and cop cards exclusively at DeleteLaws.com. Yeah, me and this guy are not even remotely close to the same dimension of human life or existence. First of all, he starts out by saying he’s a First Amendment auditor with one clear mission to overturn Terry vs. Ohio. Seems reasonable. How are you going to do that? You’d have to get… You couldn’t overturn Terry vs. Ohio. You could just get a ruling because Terry vs. Ohio is already settled. So, like, it’s not like you can file something in Terry vs. Ohio to get it over. There’s no appeals left in Terry vs. Ohio. Okay. That was in the 80s. I’m pretty sure. And so, what he means is, like, make case. Does he mean make case law that overrules Terry vs. Ohio? Does he want to get a red flag next to Terry v. Ohio on Wessler or something where it’s been overruled by a newer case? Well, okay. Well, that’s not overturning it. You don’t overturn Roe v. Wade. You just get a new case to the Supreme Court that has a different ruling that what makes Roe v. Wade not applicable. But anyways, he says that’s the core goal because ending Terry ends the detainment process altogether and replaces it with digital detainment. I don’t even right there. Right there. He leaves the dimension of reality and goes into his own whatever. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t speak digital detainment. Percher cuff straps. I don’t know what all that. See, like, so me and I don’t even know who Chili is. So please. But so is there a way to call this guy? Chili. What? So what? He went to jail. Back to this thing where he said, if you look what happened. Let’s check his stream.

Let’s face it.

Most of us got commercials. 690. This guy has 694,000 subscribers. How the fuck do I get 694,000 subscribers? What? The fuck? Do I have to get totally, completely naked on the stream or what?

What I want to do is I want to make sure that my hands can be seen.

This guy’s wearing a shirt that says constitutional law scholar. And he definitely doesn’t go to the gym.

Because here’s the thing. We know that cops are shooting people, right? You know it. Put a one in the chat. If you know for a fact that cops are shooting people.

Yeah, this guy right now, I can look in his eyes and see for a fact he would fail the DUI roadside test right now. I’ve been watching this video for 17 seconds, and this constitutional law scholar would fail a field sobriety test, the eye test.

so like we’re not the same but okay let’s see what does he say if you’re poor and white or black or

bro your pupils you’re fucking on pills or something bro around don’t reach around because

the cops can shoot oh he’s a poet we didn’t even know it you and say oh he reached so for the very first thing that we do when we’re gonna get pulled over is i get my phone in my hand and i’m gonna put my little armrest down right here. I’m putting my elbow right there. See how that is? Now, my visor right here, this got my fifth amendment plaque on it. My license, my registration and proof of insurance are on the other side of the rubber band. You see how that works? So now I’ve got everything I have to give to the cop by law on my visor. A photocopy of my driver’s license is in this little slip right here with my registration and my proof of insurance. I don’t have to look on my phone to try to get my registration and proof of insurance. It’s all right there. So copper’s coming up, right? Cop pulls you over. You know that feeling where you’re like sick in your stomach and you’re like, oh my God,

what’s going to happen right now?

Is this cop going to shoot me?

No, I don’t think the cops are going to shoot me.

You have no idea. Cop comes up, he’s got his hand on his gun.

Why would he have his hand on his gun? Shaky as Unless it’s Moreno. I’ve talked to a lot of cops in my life and didn’t have any issues. I’m not saying that. I’m, you know, I’m just saying. So, I don’t know. But this guy seems to be like every cop. I’m not going to stand here and speak into a microphone and say that every cop is a bad cop. I don’t agree with like the maybe I might not believe I don’t make the whole concept of like local police departments but the sheriff yeah like what are we gonna what is he out here arguing to

disband the sheriff nervous right so here’s what we do hands go to touchdown position like a touchdown, just like in the NFL, right? Now what I’m going to do here is the moment the cop walks up…

So this guy gives tutorials on hold your hands. He’s got 700,000 subscribers, Neuron. And he’s teaching people how to hold their hands up when you get pulled over. That’s what this guy is. This is a constitutional law scholar teaching people how to hold their hands up. Is that for real? Is that really like am I… All right. So I don’t know. I still want to know what Chili did. He’s sitting in a car.

If you didn’t know that. Who would have wanted to chat? If you’d be behind you before he approaches. If you get one plaque and two pair of cop cards as add-ons, I’m going to give you an extra plaque.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this? Sorry. We don’t do commercials. Is this a commercial? is this a commercial

is this guy is this a commercial is it like hey

he’s right now he’s doing an infomercial He’s saying if you buy this Use code whatever

Don’t do it Don’t do it it’s a trap He wants you to ask him why he wants it He wants you to engage with him And when you don’t you win Because you’re going home I invoke my 5th amendment right To remain silent Now from there I’m just going to sit there No matter what he says

it’s

bro the longer you can keep cool the better starting out the thing by playing my guy fifth amendment right to what say hello

if he tells me to get out i’ll get out if he asks me about hey is the driver’s license address your current address so i can send you your citation i got nothing to say i got i sat there and watched this guy on youtube on instagram named delete laws and he sat there he sold me this shit right here because i invoke my fifth Amendment right to remain silent.

Everybody knows that the place to find a place. Okay. So what did Chili do that’s causing this sovereign citizen lawyer to say that Chili did? Hey, so did Chili go to jail? oh this is the is chili the guy that was on the sidewalk in las vegas like a couple years ago

oh this is the guy with the trifold oh boy oh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay okay okay

This is the guy like four or five years ago was on the sidewalk in Las Vegas. Is that who this guy is? He was on the sidewalk on Las Vegas. Is he a shorter? Is he on the shorter side? Let me look this shit up. Because like obviously Scottsdale. is this the guy that went up to the traffic stop you know what i actually remember this guy now because when i was in vegas a couple years ago i remember um like i remember seeing that shit on the sidewalk in uh vegas uh yeah i was around 2020 i was there in april of 2024. I was in April of 2024 is when I was in Vegas. I remember, uh, um, I was there and I got, and I, I fucking told the cops to fuck off. And then I went up to the Las Vegas police station and they had signs on the door about first amendment auditors and shit. And I remember it was because of this guy. so he all right so what did he go to jail get out because of appeal and then he sued the cops is that what uh john revald’s trying to say is that he sued the cops and they gave him qualified, the cop qualified immunity or something? Is that what… I remember this guy. He had a thing that said like, if you… Was this the guy selling the thing that goes on your phone so they can’t like stop it from recording and shit? He talks about like… holding his hands up and having a camera and shit. Fuck that, dude. With 700,000 subscribers, you should be wearing a body cam. You don’t even got to hold your phone. Alright, so delete laws. I’m trying to go through his thing. So did he go to jail? I mean, did he sue is what I want to know. Because supposedly this John Reitveld video is about me going to lose because I

qualified immunity or something. Delete laws. The chilliest guy did he get? I don’t see.

Where would I see? Does he have any videos about his own lawsuit?

Huh.

oh okay okay okay okay so he got sentenced to 108 thanks greg he so he got sentenced to six months After four months, he won his appeal. When you say he won his appeal, that can mean different things. Did his conviction get overturned and then he got let out like it never happened and the state didn’t appeal or anything? Is that what it is? Nevada v. DeCastro. Yeah, we can look that shit up. Watch this. Fuck it. Nevada v. De Castro. Okay, give me a second.

How do I spell De Castro? Nevada. Nevada v. D. E. Castro. Castro Castro.

Well, this is a good Nevada Vita Castro won’t be on here because that we would have to get that from like the Clark County court clerk or something. Because it wasn’t like a case, but we could see that. Did he sue him or something?

That would be we’d have to put federal on. turn on federal and what do we get the Castro versus

this is this what this dude’s talking about let me see well first of all Chile was represented by a lawyer let’s call this lawyer and ask him something is this what I’m talking about right am I on the right page here So is this case closed? Is this Jose? Is his name Jose DeCastro? This is it, right? Brandon Bork, Jason Torrey, Dingle Duerson, Sorenson, let’s see.

Plain of Sousa, Brandon Bork. I wouldn’t admit you made rude comments. state law claims okay first amount of complaint he had cut probable cause okay okay okay oh well first of all first of all

They sued before his charge got overturned. I was never convicted. This is nothing like my case. What the fuck is this guy talking about? he just talks i don’t even know what this guy is he talking about

DeCastro has not commented on Myers’ comments or observations as of press time.

This is a breaking news story.

[Full disclosure: Lane Myers has stated at times that he will be getting an injunction against ReallyCoolNews and occasionally mentions suing ReallyCoolNews over our coverage of Myers. If you’d like to help us in our eventual fight against his lawsuit threats, donations can be made to our GoFundMe at https://www.gofundme.com/f/reallycoolsite-ongoing-expenses.]

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