Everyone’s favorite bicycle enthusiast, social media influencer and apparent fan of REALLYCOOLNEWS, Lane Myers returned to YouTube early Saturday morning with a new interview on the Blue Line Transparency YouTube channel in which he shared his views on jail, the state of the world, and his favorite personalities Merb34st and JudyYouGotThis.
The Blue Line Transparency channel has stepped up coverage of Myers’ case as others have faltered, with spokesperson Andrea “Illuminate the Dark” Dotson receiving probation conditions this week that prohibited her from associating with convicted felons and Zachary “Liberty Troll” Kueker’s activism left in a questionable state after being demonetized by YouTube.
Falling into the role of chief propagandist for Myers, Blue Line Transparency released multiple videos on Friday framing Myers as a historical figure with the bible itself warning against staying silent in troubling times and associating Myers with assassinated president John F. Kennedy.
The new Myers interview started with a sound byte from our recent coverage of Dotson’s fate and quickly confirming that Blue Line Transparency seems to be filling Dotson’s role as spokesperson for the jailed Myers.
Myers talked about his own decision to take a plea deal and not stand trial for the original charges in his case. The social media influencer took a plea deal in 2025, having most of his charges dropped in exchange for pleading guilty to two felony charges.
And so that’s the thing is that I should’ve went to trial but the way it was all stacked against me is is there was they were gonna do all these ch I should have got a trial for each tri charge because they all happen on different days. So t by law you can’t have a trial for charges that were months apart on the same day. You have to have a trial for each one. So I would have needed to have twenty seven different trials And you know how long that would take?
Let’s see how many millions of dollars. You know, I mean that’s how I feel, man. Burn you you want to burn taxpayer dollars?
Let’s let’s get the gasoline out. Motherfucker. And guess what?
I can keep talking too. We could just keep racking them up. At some point the people are gonna go, what in the hell is going on?
Maybe it takes right. I mean And and and at that point it just it it it’s gonna start looking silly to the entire United States at that point. At some point it’s gonna be, hey, this guy just had six trials in a row.
And he he basically owns the courthouse. I mean the courtroom, there’s nobody else can have it, can can use that courthouse because it’s just non-stop him there. And they we’re gonna broadcast this around the nation and people are gonna At some point people are going to wonder what in the heck is going on.
These people are clearly, and hopefully it would be the Department of Justice that would come in and say, yeah, clearly you guys are just maliciously prosecuting because you want to silence somebody that’s you know the classical the definition of terrorism you know and maybe we can you know get s some of these people guarantee that I guarantee that
Myers would go on to address John “Merb34st” Rietveld, who has provided commentary on his YouTube channel about his case.
They absolutely are. There’s no questions about it. It’s just would Rachel charge them. They’re doing it more for me, like like uh John Rietveld, he is tagging me me tagging is like immediate harassment.
And that’s why I was supposed to work, because tagging them gives me an notification that’s sending it to me.
Uh no, I know what you’re saying. But like my phone goes off and I and I look down and it’s a video calling me a crazy retard. That’s harassment.
No doubt about it. It and at least civilly. If not criminally.
Because I wouldn’t know about the video. You put it you put the video in front of my face. I never did that to (his victim).
I never tagged her, sent her the videos, none of that sh Shit. She said she even now she said Judy. So didn’t Judy harass her because Judy sent her the videos.
I don’t have to watch uh John Rietveld’s videos, but they are sent to me.
Finally, Myers continued his claims that his probation officer was working with him and only violated his probation due to the insistence of his victims:
Before they arrested me for these probation violations, we had no idea that Judy and (Myers’ victim) were talking. That my probation officer was visiting with the wall at their house that (Myers’ victims) were were constantly pestering my probation officer to violate me. That they went above my probation officer’s supervisor My probation officer didn’t violate me.
The director at the behest of (Myers’ victim’s husband) did. Like, and now I have all the emails. So now I have all these emails that I would never ever they would never turn these emails over if I just asked for ’em.
But now I have ’em and they show I have all the emails between (Myers’ victims), and my prosecutor. I mean my probation officer now I would have never been able to get those under any other circumstance than Judge Metcalf ordering them turned over. So like, wouldn’t it have been better to just ignore my videos instead of Now my probation officer has testified under oath that he didn’t even want to violate me.
It was it was (Myers’ victims) bothering the supervisor of the supervisor of the supervisor and that he doesn’t have any knowledge of why I’m in jail My own probation officer doesn’t have any knowledge of why I was violated. Because he wasn’t in the meetings, he said. Those meetings are above my pay grade, he said And I was just told bring him to jail.
How would we know that? Like, like, why would they want that known? How bad do they want me to have them.
And that’s what people don’t understand is or they don’t understand is when people hear stuff like that, that’s what gets them talking. It’s not because I go on the phone and say, Hey everybody, you better go talk about this and I have some s I’m hypnotizing people to talk about it or drink the Kool-Aid or some magical power I have. When people hear things like that, it bothers them.
That’s why the people that’s why there’s so much noise about this case is because the people are making their own independent evaluations of what’s happening and saying, Man, that doesn’t sound right. That doesn’t sound right. That doesn’t sound right.
And and the only reason we know this stuff’s happening is is because they keep bringing me to court and exposing themselves
Myers also seemed unaware or unconcerned about the YouTube demonetization spree that left many of his supporters without further funding past September and restrictions being transferred to the state prison system would bring.
I mean I don’t I don’t understand you keep saying that they’re trying to give me to be quiet. As long as you keep answering as long as I keep getting money on the tablet, like I don’t know how they’re gonna silence me. ‘Cause in prison I’ll get my own tablet I’ll talk all day.
The spandex enthusiast is apparently unaware of Arizona’s stringent policies that restrict those who can contact those in state run facilities, and the lack of contact with the outside world that would come if his probation is violated and he would have to serve time in actual prison instead of local lockup.
Myers’ GiveSendGo account remained quiet for Saturday, with SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes taking in $405.00 in new donations to win the crowd sourcing title for the day. His donations were split with $360.00 going to his Support The Fight Against Tyranny and Corruption campaign and $45.00 going to his YouTube Demonetized Long Island Audit, Help Us Keep Fighting campaign.
Myers supporter, Zachary “Liberty Troll” Kueker placed second with $100.00 in new donations to his Support the Fight For Our Constitutional Rights campaign.
No other campaigns that we follow saw donations for the day.
Myers’ next hearing is scheduled for September 14, 2026.
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