The magical world of Lane Myers continues to grow as Friday night saw Myers try on the character of “Lane Wick,” apparently the bicycling enthusiast social media influencer cousin of the popular John Wick character portrayed by Keanu Reeves in the John Wick action movie franchise.
Myers was so in love with the concept of the story that he wrote a story to go with it, sharing on Andrea “Illuminate the Dark” Dotson’s channel:
This story starts in May 2024 when a corrupt cop, Deloria, turned into Robocop in an O’Reilly’s parking lot. It was at this time that Kirk a crooked ass city of Tucson prosecutor made a decision that would change the course of several lives forever, including his own. Had this crooked ass unethical and moral prosecutor simply watched the body cam, my cell phone video, and done the ethical and honorable thing and dismissed the unlawful charges, many lives would be very different today However, we all know how that turned out though.
I stole his shield and sword and snatched his soul right from his body, live worldwide. This public humiliation was just a start, with an ending still to be defined. This is the path that was chosen, and there is no turning back. Now, free people around the world stand united with Lane Wick on his journey to truth and freedom, ready to ensure the revolution will be televised. These people have watched Lane Wick’s entire journey from that fateful day at O’Reilly’s to this current kidnapping at the hands of the very same totalitarian regime led by conniving Laura Conover and her crooked henchmen. This journey took Lane Wick to jail for booing the head of public meeting.
To Stacy Jane and the alleged victim causing my wife to lose her career she worked her whole life for. To the alleged victim going jug shopping like an Orange County housewife to peddle her lies into an illegal injunction. To me being arrested for a U-turn on a public street on the way into an evidentiary hearing with Robocop Deloria, which then led to being kidnapped by Alexander Ball, the lying judge.
From there, the journey continued back to the gulag for speaking on the sidewalk, to multiple injunction hearings where my rights were dabbled with. All charges were dismissed, of course, because they were never valid. Leaving only injunction of wise in place, unlawfully restricting public criticism of a public servant. From here, Rachel Stiles and her band of cronies met in back rooms to direct a special project into an unlawfully obtained indictment that required a multitude of lies that under oath by Detective Eric Brown and Rachel Stiles The world saw and heard it all as I sat in the gulag with no keys for four months.
And a legal plea was offered, and a legal plea was accepted. Checkmates found me king. It was at this point that Judge that Kangaroo Judge Douglas Metcalf put in place the most illegal probation conditions ever issued in U. S. history. making pure speech illegal, worthy of again being held with no bond. We’ve now reached a crossroads on this journey. Rachel Styles, you have an opportunity to take a left turn and get off this never-ending road with your career and any dignity the perpetrators have left intact. Disappear into the silence of history, learn to ignore public criticism, and live your lives happily ever after. Or you can continue down this very noisy road where you and the perpetrators will be publicly shamed every day for the rest of your lives.
You will have no one to blame but yourselves. Lane Wick is a humble man, but he does not lose. He always wins. To the victors go the spoils. The people look forward to the celebrations.
Myers seemed more serious in his second interview of the night, though this interview was unedited and interrupted as one of Myers’ pod mates needed to defecate next to him.
According to Myers, his victim’s actions resulted in the recent uptick in e-mails she’s received on his behalf, stating:
Let us all out. But back to what I was saying here is then It was also brought to my attention the in the disclosure that pro in the year prior to me being locked up this time, uh it looks like the victim got three or four emails. But since then they’ve received a lot more.
I find that interesting that they brought me to jail over and she had only received three emails, maybe four. I don’t know if they’re duplicate. So they were freaked out about four emails, but they brought me to jail which caused a whole deluge of more.
I don’t understand these people’s uh thinking How they don’t want attention, but they bring more attention. And now there’s documented proof that three emails in a year. You can’t ignore that?
And now you got a bunch more after? Seems like it would have been better just ignore the three.
He also claimed that he would be free of any conditions imposed by probation if he was sent to prison after having his probation revoked after next week’s evidentiary hearing claiming:
And I just want to remind Rachel that if you argue for me to go to prison, you’re arguing for my probation conditions to be gone. And I’ll be on the phone with this as a public service within an hour, going live from jail, prison, wherever, every day. during my incarceration because there will not be any probation conditions prohibiting that.
And the Department of Corrections doesn’t uh break the law like Judge Mech has. So careful what you wish for ’cause if I don’t get out on probation then all these conditions go away. So your only chance of keeping me quiet while this is being appealed is the is to ask for me to be to put back on probation, get back on my feet and get where you can control me somewhat.
Because if I go to prison, Pima County no longer has any control out of me over me, I’ll be out of prison and I’ll be back on my feet a free man. So careful what you wish for. But remember You argued the reason I should be held for no bond is because I should go to prison.
Or I mean there’s a there’s a chance I go to prison. Well I need you to make sure that if if these violations are upheld You argue just as hard in court that day for me to go to prison, which is also self-defeating. Because as soon as you argue that I should go to prison I can contact Mr. Prosecutor as much as I want, talk about him.
I can even talk about the victim as much as I want. Because there’s only then there’ll only be a no contact order And the courts have ruled millions of times that talking about someone is not contact. So I look forward to uh It’s your move, Rachel.
We’ll leave it at that. And then on that note, let’s see if there’s anything else.
Finally, he addressed his future, going so far as to thank his “trolls” for keeping his story alive:
My future is gonna be uh different. It w necessarily won’t be worse or better because you know I’m losing very important things in my life, but I also it’s an opportunity to gain other important things. I just want you to know that uh there’s gonna be some uncertainty at first and I’m gonna really need to and it doesn’t even mean money as much uh I mean if you have that that’s great, but it’s definitely gonna be like I’m gonna need friends in high places and low places, moral support, you know, you can do it, a pat on the back, ideas, opportunities, that kind of thing.
Because the future is very unknown for me right now as I sit here So I wanted to give that update and uh I appreciate everything as always. Even the trolls keeping my story going because every time they make a story it keeps my name in the uh loop. So thank you for that. And I hope everyone is well.
Addressing a claim Myers made in his previous batch of interviews. In his recent interview with Zachary “Liberty Troll” Kueker, he claimed that he had an injunction on file against YouTuber Merb34st and was in the process of suing him.
No injunction has been served to the YouTuber at this time, nor is there any record of a lawsuit on file against the popular YouTuber.
Finally, Myers’ interviews have resulted in no new donations towards his GiveSendGo campaign. The campaign joined the entire crowd sourcing field in goose eggs for a second straight day as no campaigns that we follow saw donations for Saturday.
This is a continuing news story.
