The insipid and boring world of Glenn Cerio was back on display multiple times this week as the rotund YouTuber attempted to “spice up” his latest round of first amendment audits at post offices by interacting with those people he encountered at the establishments and, in at least one video, wearing a straw hat from Puerto Rico.
A straw hat on the head of the extremely large YouTuber was seen in his shadow on one of the many videos we’ll review today. The image of his striking shadow has been released to our text version of this article that can be reached by clicking the “read more” link in the description of this video.
Cerio’s first video in this review featured the YouTuber making his way inside a busy Seattle area post office. Christmas lights were up and two of the workers were wearing COVID era face masks, which puts into question the date range of his video.
An apparent handicapped worker took issue with Glenn’s recording, flipping off Cerio through the windows of the building. When asked what he was doing, Cerio gave the excuse that he was filming as an “inspection” and then would not disclose who gave him the order to do said inspection.
The video ended with Cerio wandering aimlessly outside of the building, while the handicapped worker wandered around about a block away from Cerio.
Cerio’s second video came from Edmonds, Washington, where Cerio entered the lobby and positioned himself near a greeting card display. At one point most of the customers left and the workers went to the back, so Cerio aimless walked around the building.
A gentlemen came in and checked his P.O. Box then asked if Cerio was a “creeper” as he seemed to be recording the customers and not the facilities. Cerio said that the man himself was a creeper before the man left.
An older woman approached Cerio and said that he needed her written consent to use her image. Cerio told her that he was filming in public and that if she called the police she would be arrested for making a false police report.
He then told the woman that he worked for a private organization related to Donald Trump. The woman eventually turned her back and left him alone.
Cerio would leave the building after a woman came in with 5 small children. As he was leaving, the image of his shadow wearing the straw hat was captured.
The Third video in the series of Cerio nasties came from the Kenmore, Washington, post office. The lobby was tiny at the facility and Cerio was unusually close to patrons.
Cerio struck up a conversation with an older lady about gas prices and the national deficit and the war. Concerningly, Cerio’s huffing and puffing was more extreme than normal as he stood in the lobby without air conditioning.
The YouTuber would eventually engage with a tall heavy set African American gentleman, who questioned why Cerio was filming. Cerio again told the man he was doing a documentary and would not disclose more about the project.
A war of insults would break out between the two men, with Cerio accusing the man of being heavier than he was. The man retorted that he may be wider than Cerio, but Cerio, who was a foot shorter than the man, had him beat in depth.
Eventually a second man would join the first, after both men finished their business, the first man began to record Cerio, which increased the hostility between the men. The postal worker at the front desk instructed both men to go outside, with the taller man leaving.
Now that all the customers were gone, the postal worker asked Cerio to exit the lobby as she was going on break and that she had to lock the lobby door. Cerio briefly stood around outside of the building before ending the video.
The final look at Cerio’s imaginary world of fun and sunshine came on Saturday, as Cerio was walking across the street from University Volkswagen in downtown Seattle. Cerio found a traffic stop and immediately started talking to the driver involved in the pull over.
With hesitation, the driver admitted that he never had a driver’s license, had no insurance or registration for the car and that being pulled over again would be a probation violation. His two passengers also admitted that they did not have licenses and could not legally drive the car.
The officer working the scene arrived, with the man having a face that looked like it was disfigured by Bell’s Palsy. Cerio made insulting remarks directed towards the officer’s disfigurement as soon as the officer was out of earshot.
Cerio assured the driver that he would likely just have a catch and release and that he’d be out of jail within hours, even with the probation violation. However, the man was then taken into custody by the officer and began crying as he was put in the back of the vehicle.
The man’s passengers then exited the vehicle, wandering off and thanking Glenn for the advice he provided at the start of the video.
Cerio stuck around for the tow truck to arrive, once it arrived, he yelled “Allahu Akbar” at the driver, who gave him a strange look. The tow truck driver refused to engage with Cerio and towed the car without incident.
As the police officer was about to leave, Cerio began yelling for the man’s name and badge number, after the man ignored him, he decided that the man’s disfigurement made him “arrogant” and he had no right to be arrogant based on the way he looked.
Cerio would leave the scene soon after, walking in a bike lane before ending the video.
The rotund YouTuber is expected to drop a new video tomorrow morning.
