After nearly a month without updates from YouTuber Floyd Wallace, his audience seemed to be a bit put off by Wallace’s second live stream in a row and his complete lack of anything to talk about on Tuesday.
Wallace, often pausing to go silent or to briefly stream inspirational content from someone else’s livestream, continued his plea to have his fans contribute directly to paying his nearly $800 in fines from a conviction of in Grayson County, Texas, for resisting arrest search or transport.
The YouTuber distributed a direct link and his case number and pled with his fans to pay a minimum of “five dollars” to his fine at the link. He warned that he would not be able to embark on his sex tourism vacations fully until the fine was paid and that if his fans wanted to see his channel thrive, he must be fully free.
Revealing his plan to leave the United States for at least a year in order to grow his channel, Wallace said he was considering selling his recently purchased car for $500.00. He claimed despite an accident that caused severe damage to the car that he could not afford to fix, the car “runs good” but would be expendable should he be allowed to leave the United States as planned.
As part of Wallace’s current deferment program, he is able to leave the United States for up to 21 days as long as he tells he gets approval from his probation officer and shares the location he’ll be staying at with the Court. According to Wallace, this restriction ends at the end of his deferment period, and the charge will be stricken from his record.
Wallace also again claimed that he could shorten the length of his deferment period from six months to three months by paying off his fines. He then implored his viewers to either pay his fine directly or contribute directly to his Cash App, with their donations marked to be used to pay his fine.
He also claimed that he wanted to get a continuance in his court case in Normon, Oklahoma, set for October 1, 2024. He previously said that he wanted to stop his pending plea deal and fight the charges with a new attorney. He did not repeat that statement on this live stream.
Bragging that he was in contact with several women in Colombia, Wallace joked that he would be selling the contact information of an acquaintance named “Priscilla” as he implied that he no longer needed her number.
Wallace also extended his comments on American women, calling it unfair that American women expected men to “work for everything” and prove themselves before giving up sex. He praised Brazilian woman, who he found to be more sexually open and claimed that he had the most sexual success in Brazil.
Ignoring warnings from fans, Wallace also said that he was considering going to Haiti for “the African Experience.” He said that he was not at risk for kidnapping as he could handle himself despite warnings from his chat.
Finally, Wallace updated the “Passport Bros” reality show he previous claimed he under consideration to be a cast member. Wallace said he heard from one of the producers that the show was indefinitely suspended due to lack of promotion.
Wallace’s return again did nothing to impact the market as our own on-going expenses account won the day with a $10.00 take from our hate watcher.
On that note, if you’d like to help to stop a “young and vibrant” Pennsylvania based YouTuber losing his clothes and finding his inner hedonist as he goes to live like Bigfoot instead of producing new videos (he could pass for the cryptid, believe us), we’d be remiss if we didn’t remind you that you can continue to force the college dropout and known cryptid Jim Finch to keep writing this dreadful column each day by contributing to the GoFundMe run by this very channel (https://gofund.me/b8144e31). All proceeds go to keeping the lights on, eating, and writing new stories to feature here and on reallycoolsite.org.
