Christopher “Denver Metro Audits” Cordova’s obsession with sex was again on display late Sunday night into Monday morning as he held a sex-themed livestream on his Christopher Cordova YouTube channel to determine if he was properly endowed for a man his size.
Adding to the “things we did not need to know about” category that has already seen Jose “Chille” DeCastro reveal that he has both a new girlfriend and erectile dysfunction due to his advanced age, Cordova spoke candidly about his concerns over the “size’ of his male sex organ.
Cordova apparently confessed that for years he thought that he was inadequately sized for a man of his height and weight. While he said he hadn’t had many complaints from previous lovers, he still had nagging insecurities about his performance.
Ultimately, he had a breakthrough and decided that he was perfectly fine for his proportions and came to the conclusion that he was above average at worst. A claim no one seems to want to investigate or follow up on.
Cordova’s livestream went onto discuss other methods of copulation, including an extended story of a cashier he encountered in a adult novelty shop who told him that anal intercourse was her preferred method of sexual gratification.
The YouTuber would soon shift away from his sexual exploits and discussion of his own prowess as a lover. He filled the remaining three hours and twenty-nine minutes of the five-hour livestream with his interpretation of his own and others’ previous audits.
Cordova’s transition from full time auditor to sex and spirituality specialist over the past two years has puzzled some viewers. He has taken great lengths since his breakup with Theresa “Sweet T” Neal to “fix” his appearance.
This has ultimately meant mixing out some of his cardigans for 1980’s era hip hop outfits, getting braces to straighten his teeth, and embracing a spiritual philosophy on life. While still doing prank call livestreams at his advanced age (40+), Cordova’s change of outlook was not hampered by his time in prison last year.
Cordova’s obsession with sex has also been noted for some time, so his willingness to describe his own feelings of inadequacy may not be a surprise to some. The YouTuber is well known for defending the right to display pornography in public in addresses to the Englewood, Colorado, city council.
As expressed in the speeches, Cordova feels that the display of pornography in all of its forms should be protected by the first amendment. He has implied a threat to take legal action against the Englewood public library should it put limits on access to pornography in the computers available to use in the community areas of the library.
While Cordova’s views on pornography may be out of step with most Americans, those who walked away from his extended Sunday night livestream were left adequately satisfied with an answer to the question of Cordova’s endowment of the arts.
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