Jose “Chille” DeCastro has taken the lead out of all the auditors we cover for August as we approach mid-month, as he has raised $150.00 for a fund that no longer needs to be funded.

Monday brought another win to our on-going expenses campaign, beating out everyone again, by earning $10.00 from our devoted hate watcher, who really wants this column to continue on a day marked by a bigger win in the background.

YouTuber SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes’ “Support the Fight Against Tyranny & Corruption!” campaign took the top spot in the GoFundMe race again on Sunday, with a $100.00 take for the day.

It was another day of goose eggs for all of the major funds we cover this week, with the continued failure of Jose “Chille” DeCastro stealing focus from most of the major funds and overshadowing our own $10.00 win for the day.

In an announcement that should surprise no one, it was goose eggs for Friday as every known “independent journalist” with a GoFundMe failed to do anything to promote them, including our own campaign, which sits at goose eggs again.

A single stinking donation to SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes’ “Support the Fight Against Tyranny & Corruption!” fund ended our possible string of goose eggs as a $10.00 donation took the day.

Jose “Chille” DeCastro had a horrible day on Tuesday as his idea to “unionize” first amendment auditors apparently died, his huge return to live streaming was overshadowed by a massive event he was not party to, and, of course, he drew no money to his GoFundMe campaigns.

It’s 4:23AM as we write this, we’re about to watch a video of Floyd Wallace fulfilling a promise he made to his fans and attempt to learn Spanish on a live stream. We’re hoping it’s as bad as it seems as it’s been a long evening.