First, our good news (for us anyway), our on-going expenses fund took the day for two more wins this week with a pair of $10.00 donations from our mysterious benefactor who has yet to provide a list of demands; the bad news, of course is… the market stinks right now.
Jose “Chile” DeCastro’s “Legal Aid Fund, Donation Fund, Help People Fund” took in $25.00 on Wednesday to come in second in the GoFundMe race, with our own On-Going Expenses fund returned to form with two donations for a total of $30.00 to win the day.
It was another historic win for us on Tuesday as our on-going expenses fund… wait a second, we lost? We lost to Long Island Audits? HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN! THIS WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT! I WANT MY MANAGER!
SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes’ “Help with Billboard Truck Purchase to EXPOSE Tyranny” fund showed minor signs of life on Monday with a $5.00 that put it in second place for the day, behind the usual $10.00 donation to our own On-Going Expenses fund.
We won Sunday again with a $10.00 take from our mystery benefactor, I think you know the rest already, as there was no activity on any of the other campaigns we follow.
Josh “Accountability for All” Abrams held a tell all live stream in which he dished the dirt on his appearance on the Doctor Phil show while arranging a surprised ambush of a guest featuring SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes.
YouTuber Floyd Wallace’s return to live streaming did nothing to move the market on Saturday as our own On-Going Expenses fund took the day with another $10.00 win from our mysterious hate watcher.
Thursday and Friday brought no real news to the GoFundMe market, as our own On-Going Expenses campaign won the day with a $10.00 donation on Thursday, but failed to do so on Friday, as is custom by our mysterious benefactor, as the paper was dark for the day.
We start the day with the usual look at the GoFundMe market. Everyone has gone without a donation for another day, while our own On-Going Expenses fund took the day with the normal $10.00 donation to keep this column going.
It was more of the same on Tuesday with our ongoing expenses campaign taking the day with a $60.00 take from two donations, including $10.00 from our mysterious benefactor who shall forever remain nameless as she or he torments us from parts unknown.
It’s time, it’s time, it’s time for beaches and sunshine and the Surfrajettes!
Christopher Cordova shares and shares and boy does he share! Says he’s perfectly normal if not OVER endowed in his uh, presence! Chille DeCastro admits to ordering FAPA not to do the Frauditor Troll show! Ignites debate about keeping your word! The goes on to piss Trump fans by eviscerating Trump’s inauguration speech! Plus: The markets are SAVAGE with Long Island Audit becoming the second auditor in a week to actually LOSE money. What the what? All this and MORE on this edition of Auditing Insanity!
The chaotic week for Jose “Chille” DeCastro continued on Monday as he continued to deal with his rage quitting of a panel show on Brian “Here’s the Deal” Young’s show over the weekend, followed by the much-anticipated inauguration of President Donald J. Trump.
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