All eyes have turned to the motions hearing today in California Superior Court as a hearing is scheduled for Michael “Blue Bacon” Pierattini’s motion for summary judgement in the case that was brought against him by Jose “Chille” DeCastro.
It’s 4:23AM as we write this, we’re about to watch a video of Floyd Wallace fulfilling a promise he made to his fans and attempt to learn Spanish on a live stream. We’re hoping it’s as bad as it seems as it’s been a long evening.
How about that title? Yes, all the funds except our own Ongoing Expenses fund put up goose eggs for the day as we took in $25.00, and we avoided the first goose egg celebration of the new lineup as a new donor threw money in the pot for our missing hate viewer.
Jose “Chille” DeCastro brought the news that “American Treasure” Floyd Wallace, who had been auditing on his behalf, had been arrested in Texarkana, Arkansas, for disorderly conduct, fleeing and assault of a police officer.
Craig Hendry, who?, that guy in Indiana with a criminal history a mile long who used to look like David Koresh until he cut his hair and now looks like your Grandpa’s social studies teacher from 1987, won the GoFundMe title for Saturday. I can’t explain it either.
On this day in history, Jose “Chille” DeCastro expressed his desire for harm to come to police and called for tensions between the public and police to escalate to full-scale war on the police, before quickly backtracking his comments.
Fans of Jose “Chille” DeCastro saw a new shift in the philosophy of their hero Thursday night as he abandoned his long-standing call for aggressive displays against the police in favor of passive resistance and compliance.
The long forgotten “Legal Defense Fund Crime Scene Tape Illegal Arrest” campaign run by Jose “Chille” DeCastro took the GoFundMe title for Friday with a $150.00 haul, bringing its total to $2,465.00 out of a goal of $30,000.00 after two donations by fans of the controversial YouTuber.
Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s efforts to raise $48,000.00 to fund Garrett “Press with Rancor” Van Nett’s legal defense were in vain as Van Nett was found guilty of obstruction and resisting on Tuesday in Michigan state court.
A handful of late donations helped Garret “Press with Rancor” Van Nett win Thursday’s GoFundMe title with a $95.00 haul based on donations made during Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s live stream announcing Van Nett’s conviction of felony obstruction and resisting charges in Michigan.
It’s time, it’s time, it’s time for beaches and sunshine and the Surfrajettes!
Christopher Cordova shares and shares and boy does he share! Says he’s perfectly normal if not OVER endowed in his uh, presence! Chille DeCastro admits to ordering FAPA not to do the Frauditor Troll show! Ignites debate about keeping your word! The goes on to piss Trump fans by eviscerating Trump’s inauguration speech! Plus: The markets are SAVAGE with Long Island Audit becoming the second auditor in a week to actually LOSE money. What the what? All this and MORE on this edition of Auditing Insanity!
The chaotic week for Jose “Chille” DeCastro continued on Monday as he continued to deal with his rage quitting of a panel show on Brian “Here’s the Deal” Young’s show over the weekend, followed by the much-anticipated inauguration of President Donald J. Trump.
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