On the sixth of May, in the year one plus 2022,
In the heart of the emerald region that’s known by he, she and who,
A man sat with his hand in a puppet’s rear end
Reading a super chat about a boy who went around the bend
On a day when Jose “Chille” DeCastro was set to be deposed in his California Superior lawsuit against Kate Peter, Team Skeptic, Daniel Clement and Michael “Blue Bacon” Pierattini, DeCastro live streamed claiming to have just had emergency dental surgery.
The attorney for YouTube Alien enthusiast Michael “Blue Bacon” Pierattini filed his response on Tuesday to Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s objections to his previous motion for summary judgement in the ongoing lawsuit of DeCastro vs. Kate Peter, Team Skeptic, Daniel Clement and Pierattini.
We start the day with the usual look at the GoFundMe market. Everyone has gone without a donation for another day, while our own On-Going Expenses fund took the day with the normal $10.00 donation to keep this column going.
Jose “Chille” DeCastro surprised his fans Tuesday night by endorsing former president Donald Trump with a list of conditions should his favorite, independent candidate Robert Kennedy Jr., drop out of the presidential race and endorse the former president.
It was more of the same on Tuesday with our ongoing expenses campaign taking the day with a $60.00 take from two donations, including $10.00 from our mysterious benefactor who shall forever remain nameless as she or he torments us from parts unknown.
Jose “Chille” DeCastro has gone mysteriously quiet on the crowd sourcing front as our own Ongoing Expenses campaign took the day with a $10.00 donation from our hate viewer, whose mysterious identity will remain unknown for all of time.
If insanity is the sign of trying and failing multiple times without changing tactics and expecting a different result, then Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s mental health may be in question as he tried and failed to brigade a subreddit Sunday night, and failed at brigading, again.
Jose “Chille” DeCastro notched up another win for Sunday in GoFundMe action as his “Justice for All Legal Battle for Accountability” fund took in $100.00, beating out our $10.00 take by a 10x multiplier for the day.
Saturday was another day of goose eggs across the board for the campaigns we invest in, where even our own fund received no love from our backers, but a new proposition emerged from SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes to entice new investors.
It’s time, it’s time, it’s time for beaches and sunshine and the Surfrajettes!
Christopher Cordova shares and shares and boy does he share! Says he’s perfectly normal if not OVER endowed in his uh, presence! Chille DeCastro admits to ordering FAPA not to do the Frauditor Troll show! Ignites debate about keeping your word! The goes on to piss Trump fans by eviscerating Trump’s inauguration speech! Plus: The markets are SAVAGE with Long Island Audit becoming the second auditor in a week to actually LOSE money. What the what? All this and MORE on this edition of Auditing Insanity!
The chaotic week for Jose “Chille” DeCastro continued on Monday as he continued to deal with his rage quitting of a panel show on Brian “Here’s the Deal” Young’s show over the weekend, followed by the much-anticipated inauguration of President Donald J. Trump.
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