First, our good news (for us anyway), our on-going expenses fund took the day for two more wins this week with a pair of $10.00 donations from our mysterious benefactor who has yet to provide a list of demands; the bad news, of course is… the market stinks right now.

Jose “Chile” DeCastro’s “Legal Aid Fund, Donation Fund, Help People Fund” took in $25.00 on Wednesday to come in second in the GoFundMe race, with our own On-Going Expenses fund returned to form with two donations for a total of $30.00 to win the day.

It was another historic win for us on Tuesday as our on-going expenses fund… wait a second, we lost? We lost to Long Island Audits? HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN! THIS WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT! I WANT MY MANAGER!

SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes’ “Help with Billboard Truck Purchase to EXPOSE Tyranny” fund showed minor signs of life on Monday with a $5.00 that put it in second place for the day, behind the usual $10.00 donation to our own On-Going Expenses fund.

We won Sunday again with a $10.00 take from our mystery benefactor, I think you know the rest already, as there was no activity on any of the other campaigns we follow.

YouTuber Floyd Wallace’s return to live streaming did nothing to move the market on Saturday as our own On-Going Expenses fund took the day with another $10.00 win from our mysterious hate watcher.

Thursday and Friday brought no real news to the GoFundMe market, as our own On-Going Expenses campaign won the day with a $10.00 donation on Thursday, but failed to do so on Friday, as is custom by our mysterious benefactor, as the paper was dark for the day.

We start the day with the usual look at the GoFundMe market. Everyone has gone without a donation for another day, while our own On-Going Expenses fund took the day with the normal $10.00 donation to keep this column going.

It was more of the same on Tuesday with our ongoing expenses campaign taking the day with a $60.00 take from two donations, including $10.00 from our mysterious benefactor who shall forever remain nameless as she or he torments us from parts unknown.

Jose “Chille” DeCastro has gone mysteriously quiet on the crowd sourcing front as our own Ongoing Expenses campaign took the day with a $10.00 donation from our hate viewer, whose mysterious identity will remain unknown for all of time.