Aging pitch man Jose “Chille” DeCastro livestreamed Saturday and Sunday with forgettable streams focused on pushing his products and repeating catchphrases in streams that would ultimately be known more for the splotch of makeup on his nose rather than anything he actually said during the broadcasts.

It was a tale of two Chilles Wednesday afternoon into Wednesday night as Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s two livestreams from downtown Los Angeles compared and contrasted the stark differences he sees in himself between when he’s on his own and when he is in he presence of police officers.

Yesterday we ran an article on Jose “Chille” DeCastro doxing himself on a livestream, again. It really is nothing new as DeCastro has a history of doxing his own addresses and as much as he wants to blame his enemies for it, most of the time it is indeed him doing it.

The highlight of Sunday afternoon’s livestream put on by Delete LawZ Jose “Chille” DeCastro came when the self-professed world’s greatest auditor held up an envelope to show off a knife that wasn’t a knife and was just a mail opener and exposed his mailing address to the 200 or so people watching at the time.

Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s first attempt to livestream in the new year went about as well as you’d expect it to, with DeCastro declaring martial law was coming with the in-coming Trump administration and a promise (slightly kind of) that he’d be there to pick up the pieces when things went wrong for America.

In a return to lascivious and near masturbatory form, Jose “Chille” DeCastro spent an hour and a half of his Saturday turning the 16-minute video of guards beating a man to death into an hour and twenty minutes of a near orgasmic celebration of brutality.