DeCastro Flounders in Late Night Four Hour Rant

Jose “Chille” DeCastro bored his audience Friday night in a late-night rant as he brought back his greatest “hits” to extend his uncomfortably unfunny antics to their maximum extent before he crawled back into what we can only imagine as depression, despair and hopelessness.

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GoFundMe: DeCastro Loses Again

Our own on-going expenses campaign took Friday, again, yay? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I do like having money for food and I do like paying bills and I love our supporters for keeping me chained to a desk every day, but WHAT THE HELL?

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Can DeCastro Win the Governorship?

The recent whirlwind of opinions by Jose “Chille” DeCastro has left many heads spinning as he’s gone from declaring that he had to tone down his attacks on police to be “more electable” and less than a week later he changed his mind, making screaming attacks in voice mails to police across the nation.

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GoFundMe: Responding to a Call Out

It was another two days of wins for our on-going expenses fund as we had a $27.00 take on Wednesday and a $20.00 take on Thursday to put our total at $2,930.00 in total for the fund, otherwise, it’s been rinse and repeat: no auditors took in anything yet again for two days.

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DeCastro Responds to Bacon Motion

New documents presented by Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s attorney, Steven T. Gebelin, filed earlier this week dispute evidence presented by Michael Pierattini’s attorney in support of his motion for summary judgment.

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DeCastro Trolls Police with “Southern” Accent

A cracked tooth Jose “Chille” DeCastro used his version of a “Southern” accent on Tuesday as he prank called an Arkansas police department after watching a video of a recently fired police officer assaulting a suspect.

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DeCastro to Repeal Most Vehicle Safety Laws

Jose “Chille” DeCastro returned to live streaming Monday night with a 90-minute live stream congratulating himself for beating obstruction charges in Las Vegas and announcing that he’ll abolish most vehicle safety laws when he is elected Governor.

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GoFundMe: Thank You for a Bigger Win

Monday brought another win to our on-going expenses campaign, beating out everyone again, by earning $10.00 from our devoted hate watcher, who really wants this column to continue on a day marked by a bigger win in the background.

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DeCastro Accepts Challenge from Reed

YouTuber DeleteLawZ Jose “Chille” DeCastro accepted the challenge of fellow YouTuber “Juggernaut” Jared Reed for a ten-minute submission only wrestling event.

Long Island Audit Guilty of Trespassing

SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes was found guilty of trespassing in the Schenectady, New York, City Hall, last Thursday based due to his actions in the city hall on April 1, 2024.

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