
Jose ‘Chille’ DeCastro and the Dream of Fame
A recent ruling by a California court said that Jose “Chille” DeCastro was a normie, a private figure, not famous, not anything special and certainly not a public figure… unless. No. Well, maybe.
A recent ruling by a California court said that Jose “Chille” DeCastro was a normie, a private figure, not famous, not anything special and certainly not a public figure… unless. No. Well, maybe.
In the land of glitz and glamor
Came a man who stood below
The lights and ceilings put in place
By the rulers who were on the blow…
Thursday, September 5, 2024, was a very bad day for Jose “Chille” DeCastro in California Superior Court, if you believe the documents released by the court on Monday. There are no other words to describe the day than that.
The darkened streets of Las Vegas were brightened by the presence of Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s camera late Monday night as the hero to dozens and failed Power Ranger went live from a traffic stop in the city.
Christopher “For Public Safety” Reiter announced on his YouTube channel on Monday that “trolls” and representatives of the government caused his YouTube channel to be demonetized, which resulted in no donations to his GoFundMe campaign.
Jose “Chille” DeCastro misrepresenting video footage he says catches police abusing someone? SAY IT ISN’T SO! But that’s what apparently happened during his three and a half hour live broadcast Sunday afternoon, which spoiled the early games of Sunday afternoon football for his fans.
Direct D’s string of victories ended at one and Jose “Chille” DeCastro didn’t even make the scoreboard on Sunday as our own On-Going expenses fund took the day with a $25.00 donation.
It was business as usual Saturday night for Jose “Chille” DeCastro as he took to the mean streets of Los Angeles, cruising Wilshire Boulevard when he live streamed from an accident scene involving two unidentified expensive cars.
It’s Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! And a new HOT SHOT JOCK has taken over the lead in the on-going GoFundMe race and Christopher “Direct D’ Ruff blaaaaaaaaazed by the competition with a massive $15.00 take and left the other competitors behind!
Friday saw some blessed relief from Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s insipid daily 3+ hour live streams as the YouTuber “went dark” for the day, instead, leaving a love note to his viewers in the form of a new auditing video.
Fans of YouTuber Jose “Chille” DeCastro were delighted as the YouTuber seemed to “nope” away his troubles on his first YouTube livestream Saturday after having a massive failure in court the day before.
The first amendment auditing community split down traditional lines on Sunday as the first amendment auditor known as the First Amendment Protection Agency (FAPA) released highly edited footage of his Friday arrest for pepper spraying a senior citizen.
Back to the 90’s or modern day? It’s time to Jump Around! Work it!
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