In an announcement that should surprise no one, it was goose eggs for Friday as every known “independent journalist” with a GoFundMe failed to do anything to promote them, including our own campaign, which sits at goose eggs again.

A single stinking donation to SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes’ “Support the Fight Against Tyranny & Corruption!” fund ended our possible string of goose eggs as a $10.00 donation took the day.

Jose “Chille” DeCastro had a horrible day on Tuesday as his idea to “unionize” first amendment auditors apparently died, his huge return to live streaming was overshadowed by a massive event he was not party to, and, of course, he drew no money to his GoFundMe campaigns.

It’s 4:23AM as we write this, we’re about to watch a video of Floyd Wallace fulfilling a promise he made to his fans and attempt to learn Spanish on a live stream. We’re hoping it’s as bad as it seems as it’s been a long evening.

How about that title? Yes, all the funds except our own Ongoing Expenses fund put up goose eggs for the day as we took in $25.00, and we avoided the first goose egg celebration of the new lineup as a new donor threw money in the pot for our missing hate viewer.