Okay kids, time for a song.
On the third day of goose eggs, my true love gave to me:
$0.00 for Denver Metro Audits
$0.00 for Craig Hendry
$0.00 for Christopher Ruff
LIA’S FIVE GOLDEN EGGS!
Nothing for fake Chille
Three DeCastro Blanks
Even less for For Public Safety
And Press with Rancor STILL SHOOTS BLANKS!
Oh, what a glorious day it is.
With nothing going on in the GoFundMe world, let’s briefly turn to the future by looking at what is going on in the present-day auditing world.
Maybe it’s the heat, maybe it’s apathy, maybe it’s a lot of things, but since Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s lockup and other auditors facing serious charges for their actions or serious charges brought about from things discovered by their actions, the number of auditor and auditing videos are significantly down.
Audit Them, gone. Texas Sheepdog in jail and most of his crew, gone. Denver Metro Audits is turning himself into the love guru with a weird makeover and a focus on anything but actual auditing. Floyd Wallace is churning out rehashed auditing videos daily, but not auditing, instead focusing on whining about the horrors of modern life in America.
James Freeman is using other people’s videos but doesn’t seem to be going out. Jeremiah Payne is no longer a force in auditing. Amagensett Press occasionally puts out a video, but nothing on the level of an active career in auditing.
Most of the days, the automated feed on our ReallyCoolNewsWire discord’s auditing channel is featuring lesser folks like the Katie Kidmans and News Now Lisas, over seas audits or the Southern California auditors doing the same old audits and churning out content as the “big names” are too scared or too lazy or too incarcerated to get out of the house.
Likewise, while there’s still a lot of reaction videos, there’s not a lot to react to. Tiny channels are getting a lot less traction (we won’t even mention our own miniscule numbers).
The so-called “anti-auditing” community is in a constant state of civil war, purity tests and cults of personality demanding loyalty to the revolving notion of a one true anti-auditor (who may never speak out against auditors and whose identity switches from time to time), and more and more people who used to create content are gone.
Glenn Cerio is back, ya’ll, but it doesn’t matter. He’s rebranding himself as the new Chille DeCastro, and while his videos are hilarious as he tries to serve people with his latest $50 Million dollar lawsuit threat, he comes off as a ten-year-old trying to fill DeCastro’s shoes.
Where do we go from here? I don’t know, honestly. I picked a bad time to launch a YouTube news outlet as both sides of the community are either in decline or actively trying to destroy each other… but at least it’ll be documented for when the end comes?
We have 39-ish days until Jose “Chille” DeCastro is out of jail. For now, anyway. Will his grand return mean anything? Will it right the ship? Will it unify communities and put things, right?
Probably not. It looks like we’ll be embracing the chaos, doing the dew and stepping around the deep doo doo as things continue to decline.
Day three of goose eggs and my true love gave to meeeeeeee… four more goose eggs until the end of this column!
Wait. A note from Rose. What is this? There are ADDITIONS to the list starting tomorrow? No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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nah i am too cheap for that!
But seriously, the decline and fall of the auditing communities was easily seen. They would continue to escalate and continue to be more and more outrageous in their actions that they all but ensured a stepped up police presence.
In the beginning when it was just one person playing the @$$, they ignored them. Then came the wolf packs of auditors and the cops could not ignore the harassment. So they went to file charges but the DA would never do it. Until they came along on police ride alongs and saw the reality. At that point the charges came and so did the jail time. But so did the drop in viewership,as the same old got boring fast.
The people who kept at it were all former criminals hoping either to be able to catch wrongdoing or get cash from settlements.
And where there was cash, a whole new generation of grifters came to the scene. They wanted clicks and views and send up the cash, And it worked for a while, Only now, the cops are in year 6 of this and are not playing.
A sovereign citizen in Canada tried the same old script. Bet he was surprised when he did not win his case AND the judge sentenced him to a year in jail for contempt. Opps. FAFO playing silly games and winning silly prizes.
Old time frauditors are a dying breed. They are literally, going to jail and not coming back. Earl, Eric and soon to be sheepdog… bye bye!
And worse they were told! They were told to calm down and slow down, but the youtube money and their greed… well they did find out!