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We’re repeating a pattern: Long Island Audit wins day on single miniscule donation. I’d say it was a massive conspiracy on the part of my readers to drive me insane by forcing me to continue this column, but you all don’t hate me that much, do you?
I mean, yeah, we’re starting to hit algorithms on YouTube and we’re getting that one guy who is choosing to reply to some of these newscasts from a week ago and asking why we’re reporting “old news” a week after they air but… and he hates my “monotone voice” and… I think I blocked him because don’t feed the trolls but…
WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO???
A single $10 donation to the “Support the Fight Against Tyranny & Corruption!” fund took the day for SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes. Reyes is already pissing me off as I can’t remember if he goes by “Audit” or “Audits” in his title half the time and frankly, it doesn’t matter as he’s doing his job: rolling in dough for defending YOUR rights and suing for big financial gain.
Maybe that should be my new profession. Drum up fake lawsuits against ANYONE who has money. It seems to be working for Long Island Audits and James Freeman. I mean, a good payout and you’re set for a while in the name of FREEDOM. It would mean leaving the house, of course, but HEY, the things I do in the name of MAKING A BUCK, err, FREEDOM should just add to my fame as I have an allergic reaction to the world, crawl up into a ball and forget the idea of leaving the house again.
Can I just do everything through Zoom calls and forget the world? Please? Old time hockey? Eddie Shore? Putting on the foil?
Err, where was I? Oh yes, $10 is $10, not enough for a McDonalds meal in the state of New York, but enough to carry the day and remind us of the defense Reyes to victory on Tuesday. It also means another week of this column and another XLS of this data gets sent to Shuggy whenever I get around to sending it.
No one else saw a dime donated to them on Tuesday and curiously, not even Jose “Chille” DeCastro, who collected another 1,000 viewers to Michael Ehline’s Sunday night broadcast on his channel, which seems to have finally topped out at 31,000 viewers.
Weirdly, DeCastro’s live premiere of his reply to the response to his appeal of his Las Vegas conviction released on Tuesday has only done 3,700 views in 13 hours of release. Which is NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL but that’s digressing. It didn’t hit the algorithm, honest.
With that, I’ll return to my cage and work on my monotonous delivery as I’m stuck for another week of reporting on these campaigns.
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