Ellis Claims Turtleboy is a Confidential Informant

The insanity in Massachusetts continued as Grant Smith Ellis went on a twitter rampage early Sunday morning, accusing Aidan “Turtleboy” Kearney of being a confidential informant who has worked with the feds as his only explanation for why Kearney has avoided jail time.

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Feds Set Dewitte Arraignment Date

The Jeremy Dewitte News by PoliceTube’s Uncle YouTube channel reported on Friday that federal authorities have scheduled August 26, 2024, for Dewitte’s arraignment and first appearance in court for charges of Federal Tax Evasion.

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GoFundMe: Time to Invest in Attorney Shield?

Saturday was another day of goose eggs across the board for the campaigns we invest in, where even our own fund received no love from our backers, but a new proposition emerged from SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes to entice new investors.

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DeCastro Flounders in Late Night Four Hour Rant

Jose “Chille” DeCastro bored his audience Friday night in a late-night rant as he brought back his greatest “hits” to extend his uncomfortably unfunny antics to their maximum extent before he crawled back into what we can only imagine as depression, despair and hopelessness.

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All Out Drama in Massachusetts

“Turtleboy” Aidan Kearney called out Steve Cote as his main suspect in the lynching of a turtle outside of his parents’ house in July, replacing his former “top suspect” of Kate Peter in the act of animal cruelty.

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GoFundMe: DeCastro Loses Again

Our own on-going expenses campaign took Friday, again, yay? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I do like having money for food and I do like paying bills and I love our supporters for keeping me chained to a desk every day, but WHAT THE HELL?

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Auditing Insanity Newscast February 20-22, 2025

Bad week for DeleteLawZ! He screws up and refuses to participate in hearing in his own lawsuit against Blue Bacon! Judge punts court dates and orders his lawyer to get his act together! Long Island Audits is also having a bad week! His attempts to revive a dead case in Illinois failed, his lawyer quit, and he’s putting all his hopes and dreams into a backdated appeal of the verdict in the case! Scare for Carolina in Fort Worth! Short retrial hearing becomes two-hour ordeal as new Judge hammers her attempts for a retrial in case that saw national news coverage! Plus: DeleteLawZ’s “Constitutional Law Scholar” game is now “Constitution Headquarters,” what the what? Was “Project Constitution” taken? All this and more on this edition of Auditing Insanity!

DeleteLawZ Fumbles Spectacularly at Hearing

In a case where the defense has complained about Jose “Chille” DeCastro doing everything possible to delay or obstruct proceedings even after sanctions and warnings by the Judge, DeCastro made the unusual choice not to file an opposition motion required for Friday’s sanctions hearing, delaying the case yet again.

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