Christmas Eve saw the new savior of first amendment auditing, Lane Myers, take to livestreaming on his YouTube channel with an address to his fans in what he called a “shareholder’s meeting” while having dinner with his wife at a park in Sedona, Arizona.
More rambling and incoherent than usual, Myers openly took hits of “Camala Cush” during his livestream. Publicly indulging in the park while children were gathered nearby. Now higher than a kite, he went into a long and complicated ramble about his future events.
Myers claimed to have a court date on Thursday of this week, which he wanted to charge the Judge in the case with inflicting unusual pain and suffering on him as he would have to interrupt his vacation to go to the court date.
His wife interjected that she was not leaving her vacation for the court date, so he would have to keep himself in check as she was apparently not making the drive to bail him out while she vacationed.
Myers then said that his wife lost her career to his postings on YouTube and that he would be “taking down” Judges in Arizona as revenge for her loss. Going into an extended rant about how he was tired of getting beaten by “stupid little rules” and that the truth shall set everyone free.
The YouTuber called on more judges to sue first amendment auditors, citing Judge Alexander Ball of Tucson Arizona’s recent defamation case against the YouTuber known as Reluctant Prophet. Myers’ theory being that if more judges file lawsuits, they’ll be exposed as the tyrants they are to the people and something something profit.
Myers then lingered off to finish his meal of grilled “Kangaroo” meat before wandering off in thought and ending the livestream.
To many, Myers is exactly who they thought Chille DeCastro was. He is fearless, he is often high, and he screams incomprehensible loud noises based on what little of the law he knows at both prosecutors and judges. He swears in court, records and livestreams freely and has no regard for rule of law.
He’s essentially a two year old in a man’s body disrupting the court system and drawing an average of 700 people to his court related livestreams and gets away with it because he pulls his antics in Tucson, Arizona, city court, where the judges seem to start the day with drinking problems and end the day a laughing stock if the town pot head is smart enough to make them stumble.
Myers’ antics are incomprehensible, vile, stupid and pointless, but they’re effective. His witness intimidation tactics put Karen Read and Turtleboy to shame. Witnesses disappear and end up getting charged just to make his relentless assaults go away.
He is someone to be feared right now and will continue to run amuck in Tucson until he either catches charges that stick, or he ends up on the bench himself as no one else will practice law in the area.
Simply put, Myers is what every auditor sets out to be, and frankly, is a dangerous addition to a dying profession. Anywhere else, if someone acts the way he does, they’d be locked away, but for some reason it works in Tucson, and Myers will continue to be a force to contend with for as long as they don’t care in Arizona.
