Charming representative of the Seattle Area Glenn Cerio released a new video on Friday featuring his observations of humanity while making a failed attempt to interact with humanity in Everett, Washington.
The video started with Cerio alone and ignored. He would eventually make his way across a busy intersection to stand on a street to observe a traffic accident. Two SUVs had collided with a car, blocking a busy intersection in Everett.
Cerio was briefly approached by a man who appeared to be the father of one of the participants in the crash, who asked him why he was filming. Cerio replied with his standard “why not” line and explained that he had the right to film anything in public.
The man wandered off and that was essentially the end of human contact with Cerio for the rest of the one-hour video released to Cerio’s channel.
Ignored by firefighters, bystanders, victims of the crash and tow truck drivers, Cerio’s attempts at provoking using racially offensive language were largely ignored by those at the scene.
Most were too busy with their duties at the scene to notice the increasingly desperate YouTuber. Even when Cerio began to get visibly uncomfortable with the amount of female police officers on the scene and began to degrade them under his breath, no one stopped to interact with him.
He got a “yeah” from a passing tow truck driver, who he tried to share a laugh with over the fact that police never clean up the streets involved in traffic stops. The man then wandered away from Cerio, joining two other two truck drivers as they worked to remove the three vehicles.
He then spent time attempting to insult a group of victims who needed to use translation software on their phones to interact with police. Cerio would later become outraged when he heard one of the women in the group thank the officers on scene for their help.
Cerio’s video may have been intended to be used as an indictment of emergency services in Everett, however, it came off as anything but. Police officers were dedicated to interviewing the three groups of victims, while directing traffic in the busy intersection.
The tow truck drivers worked diligently to clean up the chemicals deposited on the road by the crash after securing the cars. All and all overly efficient in clearing the major wreck in under an hour’s time.
Alas, their effectiveness in their duties robbed Cerio of the human connections he was apparently craving. He ultimately ended the livestream without a major confrontation with any of the victims or emergency workers.
This was the second true “dud” of a video since Cerio returned to cop watching last year after a self-imposed exile while his criminal court cases played out. While Cerio has begun to race bait again to improve his chances at human interaction, he was unsuccessful in Friday’s video.
It was a sad cry from the fire and fury the YouTuber had displayed before being bogged down by nearly endless criminal cases. Even though he “beat all his charges,” Cerio’s new approach is more timid and less entertaining than his old approach to human interaction during his videos.
With human companionship again denied, Cerio ended the livestream and waddled back onto the streets of Everett, his needs unfulfilled.
Cerio’s video has had 343 views in twenty hours since its release. We will continue to document his attempts at human interaction in future news stories.
