YouTuber Floyd Wallace’s return to live streaming did nothing to move the market on Saturday as our own On-Going Expenses fund took the day with another $10.00 win from our mysterious hate watcher.
Wallce, who we’re not sure even knows his GoFundMe campaign is still very much active, returned from almost a week away, ignoring his legal issues and declaring that he’ll “soon” be in Colombia once his passport issues are resolved.
The YouTuber explained that he had his emergency meeting with passport officials on Friday who said there was a delay in providing him with a new passport as his passport was mysteriously flagged in the system.
Wallace was told to come back later in the day on Friday but missed his window due to ride sharing issues and was unable to check back in. He said he would check back in on Tuesday, as he had a flight booked for Bogota, Colombia, on Wednesday.
Speculation by Wallace was that there was some sort of unpaid criminal fine or traffic ticket on his record, avoiding the fact that he has a pending plea deal and sentencing in Oklahoma in early October on obstruction charges which may be preventing him from leaving the country.
Wallace said he had enough money to get both a regular passport and passport card, despite the failure of his fundraising for both. In fundraising news, he turned his attention to reimbursing himself for the $150.00 he needed to have his viewers to pay for his AirBnB. He earned $5.00 towards that goal by the end of the broadcast.
Updating his YouTube monetization issues, Wallace said that he updated his address from Nebraska to Texas within YouTube’s system and they needed to send him a new verification pin number via postal mail to confirm his address. All monetization would be collected but not paid out to him on the channel until the verification was made.
(We just went through this process for level 1 monetization for this YouTube channel; confirming Floyd’s account of the process.)
Wallace assured his audience that his other YouTube channels were still monetized, and he wouldn’t lose much money from the snafu, though doubled down on his efforts to reimburse himself from his fans’ money for the $150.00 needed for the AirBnB on his next sex tourism vacation.
On that note, if you’d like to stop these sermons about our future lord and savior Floyd Wallace and to force me to keep writing this column each day, we do have a GoFundMe of our own (https://gofund.me/b8144e31). All proceeds go to keeping the lights on, eating, and writing new stories to feature here and on reallycoolsite.org.
