The streets of Seattle are no longer as safe as they once were as former King of all Auditors, Glenn Cerio, returned to police watching Thursday night into Friday morning as he went live from a crime scene in the city.
Cerio, breathing heavily and apparently having difficulty walking, came upon a scene where several men were standing with police as police were parked behind a car on the side of the road.
A man was using a translation application on his phone to communicate with police about whatever was going on. That man finished with police and approached Cerio, asking in broken English for Cerio not to film. Cerio corrected him that he was livestreaming and not filming, and then attempted to get the man’s story as the man said that his family did not want to be on camera.
Cerio blew the man off, then ignored the man again later when he came back with not one but two attempts to use his translation software to explain what was going on and why the family was uncomfortable with Cerio recording. He again dismissed the man and continued to record.
As it turned out, the man was attempting to explain that a relative was found dead in a nearby car and they were waiting for the coroner to come and retrieve the body. No one was being arrested, but the family was requesting privacy in a terrible time.
Cerio, being Cerio, ignored the request and began to harass police officers at the scene. When the coroner’s van arrived along with a female officer in a third squad car, Cerio tried to walk into the street to get a better shot and the police asked him to stay out of the street.
The YouTuber verbally attacked both officers, demanding that they put up police tape and a sergeant so he could make a complaint about both men. When the female officer came over to put up crime scene tape, he berated her, insulting her appearance and proclaimed that he would not have sex with her.
Cerio would continue to harass the female officer throughout the video, again, making it clear that he didn’t find her sexually attractive and that she would not have a chance at sexually pleasuring him in the brief moments they were near each other at the crime scene.
Again, turning his attention to the male officers, Cerio brought back his “sweep the leg” challenge. he said that if the men came at him, they would learn that he was a trained fighter and that he would sweep their legs in record time and destroy both men.
Cerio also warned all the police that if he encountered them when they were out of uniform, he may challenge them again as they had no power when they were not wearing weapons or badges.
We must note that Cerio had his challenge accepted last year by Discord user 2 Shay, who put up $1000.00 to give to Cerio if he successfully swept her leg. Despite a campaign to show that Cerio that 2Shay was serious, Cerio refused to acknowledge her challenge.
Eventually, a Sergent came to the scene and Cerio claimed that both male officers had yelled at him with “hands on their weapons” and he wanted their jobs. He explained that he had filed lawsuits against other police officers in federal court in the past and had winning records.
He also claimed that all of the charges against him in the past had been dismissed, failing to account for the five days he spent in jail in 2022, and that if the police wanted to he would engage in mutual combat in a “UFC ring” at some point in the future.
Eventually, the coroner finished retrieving the body, with police shielding the body from Cerio’s camera with a large blanket. The police wrapped up, Cerio suggested that one of the officers should cross dress to date the female officer, who he labeled a lesbian, before everyone wrapped up and Cerio waddled back into the night.
One of these days, he is going to push the wrong people, and they are going to take him up on his sweep the leg challenge. Only they won’t be bound by moral or ethics and will show his mouth that writing checks will have to cashed with the rest of his body. It will be sad news to see someone deal with him like that, but it will not be surprising or unexpected.