Floyd Wallace Leaves for Bogota for Holiday Gift

An angry Floyd Wallace held two livestreams late Monday into Tuesday as the YouTuber was enraged at his fans for failing to come through for his fundraising demands and that he had to pay his own way to Bogota, Colombia.

Wallace raged on the first livestream that if his fans did not provide him with the $175.00 he said he needed for a ticket to Brazil, he would provide them with the much hated “blog” style content and would not livestream while he was in the country.

The YouTuber now planned to stay in Brazil from January until early March, in order to partake in the annual Carnival event in Rio de Janeiro. Salivating at the stories he’s heard of the sexual conquests to be had during the celebration, Wallace lingered idea of watching public sex acts as he felt the event was a celebration of the passport bro lifestyle – with free sex for all involved.

Wallace, however, balked at the idea of participating in sex acts in public, stating that one time he was kissed by multiple people at a concert and didn’t feel right about it. While he’s bragged about having multiple partners at once and fighting possible STDs by taking a shower to wash his genitals afterwards, the idea of public romantic encounters left him fearful as he pledged to view and not participate while in Rio.

Assuring his fans that he had “women lined up” in Brazil, he became frustrated as his Monday fundraising efforts resulted in a single dollar being donated to his cause.

Wallace became angered by the lack of support from his fans and carried that anger over during his Tuesday livestream from an airport where he said he was awaiting his flight to Bogota.

The YouTuber immediately banned accounts from those people he deemed “trolls” who did not regularly donate through super chats and CashApp. Our own ReallyCoolNews account was caught up in this, as we simply asked a question in the room’s topic of Wallace’s possible superpower if he were a super hero before being banned.

Wallace had more problems as he banned a long time supporter named Will, finally sending the man $65.00 he had owed him over the past year and announcing he was “done” with him.

Not so lucky was regular room contributor Snotravels, who is owed $100.00 after winning a bet with Wallace. Wallace mercilessly mocked Snotravels for a third straight livestream, making it clear that like his probation fees in Texas and fees from ticket in New Mexico which saw a warrant issued for his arrest, he’d never ever pay the man.

Later appearing in the chat, News Now Springfield, the former News Now Lisa, who is Wallace’s ex-girlfriend, entered the chat and announced that she had filed a police report about Wallace.

She claimed that Wallace destroyed her truck and promised her his car in return while he was overseas. When the time came to give News Now Springfield his car, Wallace apparently reneged on the deal, leaving her without transportation.

Wallace mocked his ex before apparently banning her. Then ended the stream after complaining that his fans were “disrespectful” and assuring them he would be back later Wednesday once he arrived in Bogota.

He did not keep that promise as of press time.

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