Floyd Wallace Hates Brazil, Continues to Whine

Professional Sex Tourist Floyd Wallace continued to whine about his lack of sexual encounters in Manaus, Brazil, on Saturday and Sunday in a series of livestreams where he openly considered leaving the “travel market.”

Wallace has been in Manaus since the start of the year and has not had a sexual encounter since arriving in the country. Complaining bitterly, Wallace said that all of his attempts to pick up women for sexual encounters had failed and implied that he could no longer afford to “pay to play” as his funds were low.

The YouTuber immediately went into a pitch for his fans to pay for his Airbnb in Rio de Janeiro, claiming he needed $150.00 to reimburse himself for the charge. He began to get angry and lash out at his regulars, as they had apparently pledged not to take part in his day-to-day funding campaigns.

Lashing directly out at frequent critic SnoTravels, Wallace again banned him from his side chat, despite SnoTravels paying for “immunity” from being banned. He spent the next hour pondering if he should unban him, while other frequent members of side chat criticized Wallace for banning someone after selling him “immunity” from being banned from chat.

Wallace eventually realized that SnoTravels was one of his more frequent contributors, often making up to $50.00 in superchats per livestream just to insult him. He eventually admitted that he only made $300.00 from his “Foreign Only” YouTube channel for December and implied that superchats made up the bulk of the income outside of direct YouTube advertising revenue.

Wallace eventually opened a panel and complained loudly that SnoTravels and the rest of his regulars never asked him about his health issues. He said that his gastroesophageal reflux disease was getting worse, as evidenced by his frequent loud uncontrollable belches on his livestreams.

He again wondered why no one asked how he was doing, how was his health, and he assured his fans that his health is declining. He complained that since turning 29, he just doesn’t have the energy he used to, he was sleeping longer, and he didn’t have the same resolve to be active as he did when he was younger.

Wallace again pondered a time where he no longer took part in sex tourism. He said that he was getting old and that it was time to turn his attention to having “a kid or two” before he was too old to be an active part in their lives.

The YouTuber would have a marathon livestream on Sunday, going four and a half hours, covering most of the same issues. He plans on leaving Manaus for Rio de Janeiro on Thursday.

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