YouTuber, cheapskate, and computer wizard Floyd Wallace live streamed Sunday night with another in his never-ending failed fundraising campaigns for his trip to Colombia “next month.”
You’re not missing anything, he was originally going to go to Colombia this month, which was next month in last month, but now it’s next month since we’re in August and next month is September and he’s now planning on staying there until his birthday in December.
For those unlucky enough to share his December 17 birthday, may gob have mercy on your immortal souls. Floyd says he’ll be in Brazil living it up for his birthday, so perhaps you should save up to share your birthday with the amazing Floyd Wallace this year and risk catching a STD as you’ve left the house and joined the low-risk world of Passport Bro’ing!
Wallace complained bitterly about being in the United States in this episode of his fundraiser. He said he felt like he was not valued or respected in the United States and that he was swearing off American women forever, again.
He was briefly joined on panel by a second member of the Passport Bro lifestyle who confirmed that women in the United States were big meanie heads who didn’t deserve them, and they’d both be much happier with the stress-free sex filled life on an American in a third world county.
But Wallace must deal with court first.
For the first time in a while, Wallace admitted that he couldn’t get out of his upcoming court date in Normon, Oklahoma and that he hired a lawyer on a $1,500.00 flat fee that has been broken into a payment plan.
In his new version of planned events for court later this month, Wallace admitted that the next hearing was set for a jury trial, but his attorney was going to offer prosecutors a orm of a plea deal either to drop the charges or let Wallace off with a minor punishment.
Wallace said he watched the video of his arrest and found that he had done “nothing wrong” and assured his fans that there was no way the state of Oklahoma could punish him for anything.
The YouTuber then followed up the statement by noting that he would not be returning to auditing as he couldn’t risk an arrest now that he was so close to leaving the country again.
Wallace announced that he started to upgrade his gear with the purchase of a $150.00 DELL laptop. He then announced that he was throwing out most of his clothing and replacing it with “tighter” outfits to look good while he was overseas.
The Fundraising livestream ended after about an hour and no total earnings total was given, though Wallace was again seeking $150.00 for his efforts.
