Floyd Wallace Confirms Plans to Impregnate Next Partner

Floyd Wallace’s latest live stream on Sunday night saw the YouTuber admit that he was almost “too old” to be a father and that he had every intention of impregnating his next sexual partner in Colombia, with or without her consent to the pregnancy.

Wallace informed his viewers that he had been abstaining from masturbation for the month in order to “save his semen” for a rendezvous he was planning with a “light skinned woman” he had met online from Colombia and instructed her to get a STD test because he was going to “raw dog her” in order not to waste his semen.

The YouTuber said he didn’t know what the woman did for a living, nor did he care, as he had picked her to be the mother of his future child. Claiming that he was turning 29 in December and that his time to be a father was running out as he did like the idea that he would be 50 years old when his child turned 20.

Wallace said that his relationship with the woman would not be long term, as he intended on impregnating her then returning to the United States to face charges for obstructing an officer in Oklahoma in January, if he can get his November court date moved, and then moving on to as many sexual conquests as possible in this possible post-jail extended tour of Brazil.

Opening a panel after returning to a new free version of the Streamyard service, Wallace listened to an idea by one of his panelists that he should give up his apartment at the end of the month and put his belongings into storage. Wallace seemed to like this idea, saying he’d put his items in storage in Dallas, Texas, as he was leaving the College Station, Texas, area as it was too hard to find sex with American sorority girls in the area.

Wallace also announced that he was moving to South Dakota when he returned to the U.S. after his sex tours, as the state does not have an income tax. He also assured his fans that he will be finding a remote “IT job” at some point to maintain his lifestyle both in the United States and overseas.

Turning to his legal woes, he told his panel that he felt that his lawyer was trading his blind guilty plea, which Wallace agreed to – where the Judge will accept his guilty plea then be allowed to sentence Wallace to any punishment he feels like handing out – was a tradeoff by his lawyer in an agreement to get another client off.

Wallace said he still intended to fire his attorney in order to get the delay needed for him to stay in Colombia for several months rather than dealing with possible jail time this year.

The YouTuber continued his recent attacks on American women, singling out black American women as being “too masculine” and “too disrespectful” for his tastes. He reassured his viewers that he would be taking the time in Colombia to have sex with as many women as possible, briefly forgetting his at least temporary pledge to impregnate the woman he has picked to be the mother of his child.

Wallace pushed things further, announcing that he intended to open an OnlyFans with a woman he met online. He assured his fans that the woman was not “The Studd,” and that he would only present “pretty” women on his live streams in the future.

The YouTuber finally achieved his $78.00 goal for the “second half of the Airbnb” costs he had been fundraising for. He then started a new fundraising goal of $287.00 for his return trip ticket to the United States for his possible flight back to face his criminal charges in November.

Strangely, after desperately live streaming six times between Friday and Sunday night, Wallace has again gone silent with no live streams currently planned. We’ll continue our coverage when he streams again.

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    1. He was honestly more worried about being called a pedophile than anything else he’s admitted to.

      You just can’t write this stuff.

      1. Cause one of his heros or maybe more than one is in jail for being a Ped. David Earl Warden convicted of raping his very young underage daughter multiple times was a big channel when these guys all started to harass police.

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