Floyd Wallace Complains About Sexless Date in Brazil

An angry Floyd Wallace let his intentions be known to any woman who goes on a date with him in the future: you must engage in a sex act with him before he will leave his hotel room to go on an actual date with you.

Wallace raged on Sunday after he went on a date with an English-speaking woman in Manaus, Brazil. He said that the woman spoke with him before the date an when he made his intentions to have sex with her clear, she agreed to providing him with sex on the date.

Breaking his own rule about pre-date conjugal activity, Wallace brought the woman to a movie theatre where they watched a “vampire movie” and she seemed to relax. Wallace said that she held his hand and cuddled his arm during the movie and he was not overtly aggressive with her sexually.

One the movie was over, Wallace brought her to dinner, where she seemed to order more food than usual then began to ignore him to talk on her phone. When Wallace reminded her that she had agreed to have a sexual encounter with him, the woman refused, saying that she was on her period.

When Wallace then demanded oral sex, the woman again refused, saying that it was “gross.” Enraged, Wallace said the woman had insulted him by refusing to give him sex and he got up, paid his portion of the bill, leaving the woman at the table after telling her that she was a waste of his time.

Wallace explained to his audience that his sexual needs were paramount to anything else in his life. He turned down other “sure thing” offers in order to go on a date with the woman, and she had agreed to have sex with him in exchange for the date.

The date apparently tried contacting Wallace to see what happened to him, and he said he blocked her number. Pledging that If future dates did not put out, he would give them the same treatment.

Wallace went into a lengthy rant that he did not have time to get to know a woman. He said that because some women have no problems putting out at first meeting, all women should have that same standard. If they don’t, they essentially, weren’t worthy of his time.

Again, attempting to explain his policy, he said that the sex was non-invasive. That he simply took the women back to his place to have a quick sex act to prove that the woman was interested in him, before he invested any money in the woman. Implying that, from now on, if they refuse, he’ll simply walk away from the date.

Gone was his previous admittance that he often paid his dates with either cash to “help them out” or with merchandise they wanted in exchange for sex. Wallace was adamant that it was a waste of his time if sex was not given upon command, and all further dates would have to bow down to his will if they wanted to be in his presence.

Wallace’s attempts to raise $100.00 towards his Airbnb in Rio de Janeiro saw no donations for the short livestream. Wallace claims that he’ll be arriving in Rio de Janeiro on Thursday.

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