Direct D Punks “Boyfriend” Denver Metro Audits

Christopher “Direct D” Ruff pulled an epic troll on good friend Christopher “Denver Metro Audits” Cordova after Cordova complained that he wasn’t getting the antibiotics he needed to treat a root canal.

Ruff played portions of a phone call he had with Cordova before the broadcast where Cordova complained loudly about not receiving his antibiotics for the first half of a root canal, or his Adderall prescription.

While he admitted the jail wouldn’t give him the Adderall, he was concerned about the status of the antibiotic treatment as he was scheduled for the second half of the root canal immediately after getting out of jail.

Ruff, mischievously called the jail on air and after over an hour of attempting to get through, pretended to be Cordova’s boyfriend when on with dispatch. After several transfers, with Ruff repeating the “boyfriend” story, Ruff was connected to the medical unit at the jail.

The YouTuber told the nurse on the line that Cordova was suffering from an embarrassing infection that he needed immediate treatment for. The nurse explained that she couldn’t talk about Cordova’s conditions without Cordova signing a Release of Information form.

She said she’d fill out a release of information form for Cordova to sign. Asking Ruff for his name, Ruff claimed he was Bao Johnson. The nurse assured Ruff that she’d get to Cordova immediately and have him sign the form and Ruff could follow up later by calling her directly.

There’s been no word as of press time if Ruff was successful in obtaining medication for “boyfriend” Cordova.

Cordova’s continued plight saw a minor surge in the GoFundMe market as he tied our own on-going expenses campaign with a $10.00 donation for Saturday.

Long Island Audits topped both with a $25.00 donation to his Support the Fight Against Tyranny & Corruption! Campaign but was topped by Craig Hendry’s to Support Craig’s Work campaign with a $100.00 donation that took the win for the day.

The market roaring, at least briefly, back to life upon continued coverage of the incarcerated YouTubers.

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The dominance of goose eggs over the market grounds for the past three days came to an end on Sunday with a single donation to SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes’ generic Support the Fight Against Tyranny & Corruption fund, which took in $25.00 for the day, as Reyes made headlines from coverage of Reyes allegedly violating a court order and airing a deposition video from a recently dismissed lawsuit against the city of Berwyn, Illinois.

YouTuber Christopher “Denver Metro Audits” Cordova returned to cop watching Monday morning on his Denver Metro Audits 2.0 channel, live streaming a traffic stop in Littleton, Colorado.

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