Denver Metro Audits Wins Thursday

Christopher “Denver Metro Audits” Cordova’s “Defend DMA in the fight against corruption & oath breakers!” won Thursday with a $100.00 take from a single donation, ending a two-month dry spell on the heels of his announcement that he was suing police for an arrest earlier this year.

We’ll refer back to our original coverage of the case:

It was an unusual Friday night live stream for Christopher “Denver Metro Audits” Cordova (DMA) as he was joined by Jim Freedom and Direct D as the men detailed DMA’s most recent arrest in Sheridan, Colorado.

The arrest apparently happened Thursday night with DMA claiming he was stopped after Direct D pointed a flashlight in the general vicinity of a police car that was pulled over on the side of the road.

After being pulled over, DMA was taken into custody for obstructing a peace officer and was taken to the Sheridan jail where he waited well into the next day to see a judge and get bonded out.

During the broadcast, the trio boasted that Sheridan “fucked up” with the arrest as Direct D and not DMA did the alleged crime and implied a wrongful arrest lawsuit would be filed.

Direct D and Freedom Jim revealed that they were in the Colorado area filming a documentary on first amendment auditors and that they had filmed in the area with DMA and Regan Benson.

Direct D is still wanted on multiple charges in Arizona and claimed to be sitting in Colorado waiting to see if law enforcement would realize he was in the state and attempt to extradite him back to Arizona.

Based on the situation and further “investigations” by Cordova, he is claiming to have a wrongful arrest case against the city of Sheridan and alleged that multiple police officers involved in his handling during his arrest were “dirty” and had previous involvement in wrongful arrest cases.

He complained bitterly that it would be hard to find an attorney who would go against the police and that he may have to pursue the case as a pro se litigant. He said he expected to get around $100,000.00 from the case if he negotiated a settlement, with $30,000.00 going to a possible attorney who would assist him.

Cordova did not share a timetable of when he expected to file the lawsuit, but promised more videos intended to damage the reputations of the officers involved in the arrest in the near future.

As for Cordova’s win, his fund was the only fund to see any action as all other campaigns, including our own GoFundMe went without donations.

On that note, if you’d like to keep us from getting wrongfully arrested for pettiness and suing the heck out of that damn dollar store, we’d be remiss if we didn’t remind you that you can continue to force the dread writer Jim Finch to keep writing this dreadful column each day by contributing to the GoFundMe run by this very channel (https://gofund.me/b8144e31). All proceeds go to keeping the lights on, eating, and writing new stories to feature here and on reallycoolsite.org.

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