Denver Metro Audits to Self Revoke Probation

Christopher “Direct D” Ruff’s nine-hour live stream Wednesday night into Thursday morning saw an appearance by the newly incarcerated auditor Christopher “Denver Metro Audits” Cordova, who was calling in from Colorado’s Jefferson County Jail.

Cordova explained that because his sentence was only 15-days long, Federal authorities declined to put him into the federal system. Instead, Cordova is being housed at the Jefferson County Jail for the duration of his sentence.

The incarcerated YouTuber is not expected to get time off for good behavior due to the length of his sentence and complained bitterly that he was never explained the rules of the facility or the times where inmates are allowed to be active.

He said for the first two days, he was unaware of the times he could leave his cell to take a shower or hang out with other inmates. Cordova was also unaware of how much time he had on the phone, as he spent a good 3-5 minutes speaking with Ruff with the volume muted on Ruff’s livestream before Ruff allowed the rest of the conversation to be heard by his viewers.

Alas, that audio lasted for a little over two minutes before the automated phone system cut Cordova off. Cordova’s second attempt at a call from the jail ended almost immediately as he seemed to be out of pre-paid time.

Cordova did not get to make a plea for people to send him PayPal or GoFundMe donations or to put money on his commissary account. Unlike Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s broadcasts, Ruff was ill-prepared to help Cordova and was unable to organize his fans to get Cordova the extra help he’ll need while incarcerated.

In the brief time he was featured, the YouTuber complained that the Judge would not entertain the thought of trading his 15-day sentence and two years’ probation for a thirty-day sentence.

Cordova made a comment that he would figure out how to “revoke” his own probation once he was out of jail. He has previously said that he could not continue to audit with the threat of more punishment hanging over his head should he be arrested within the two-year probationary period.

On the GoFundMe front, both Cordova and Craig Hendry’s GoFundMe campaigns cratered on Wednesday. With no new advertising for either, fans seemed to have given up on the promising campaigns.

Our own on-going expenses campaign won the day with a $40.00 donation from an anonymous doner.

The only other donation of note for Wednesday was a $10.00 donation for Long Island Audit’s Unlawful Arrest & Constitutional Rights campaign. That campaign no longer needs donations as SeanPaul “Long Island Audit” Reyes was found innocent of the charges that sparked the campaign last week.

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