DeleteLawZ Spiritually Aroused by Beating Video

In a return to lascivious and near masturbatory form, Jose “Chille” DeCastro spent an hour and a half of his Saturday turning the 16-minute video of guards beating a man to death into an hour and twenty minutes of a near orgasmic celebration of brutality.

DeCastro said he needed a break from being around his pre-teen family members and all the love that they brought for some alone time to watch the video, as it brought him back into the real world and reminded him of the reality of policing in America.

He then spent nearly 90-minutes slowing down the video, pausing, rewinding, and celebrating the beating as it showed that “all cops are P-I-G-G-I-E-S” and despite his plans to abolish prisons as future Governor in the state of delusion, these men deserved life in prison under the new DeCastro order.

The footage had been released by New York State attorney general Letitia James on Friday. It features a group of guards beating a man named Robert Brooks in the infirmary of the Marcy Correctional Facility in Central New York on December9, 2024.

Brooks would later die from his injuries and, according to the New York Times, two of the officers and a sergeant had previously been named in federal lawsuits filed by prisoners accusing them of attacking others, allegedly permanently disfiguring one man and leaving another in a wheelchair.

New York State Governor Kathy Hochul announced that she was moving to fire 13 guards and a prison nurse who were involved in the incident, but the process takes time to carry out. Prosecutors are also reviewing the bodycam footage that was taken by cameras worn by four of the men involved in the incident for possible charges against the men.

It’s unclear what prompted the beating of Brooks as the released bodycam footage starts with Brooks already bound and beaten by the guards. The men take turns beating the man for the next nearly 20-minutes before carrying him out of the infirmary. He would die the next day at a local hospital.

DeCastro’s glee was apparent as he started the video. While talking slowly and having trouble with his words at the start of the video, he quickly returned to recent form as he began to describe what he was seeing.

At times appearing aroused by the beating, DeCastro’s vision of what he was seeing often defied reality. For example, he described what was clearly a shoe that a guard had struck Brooks with as a terrible weapon of unknown origin in part of the clearly planned attack on the man.

The video, advertised as a “frame by frame” examination of the video, was the most successful livestream for DeCastro in recent memory, drawing 349 observed viewers at peak before falling down around the 300 mark for the rest of the stream. It has been viewed 6610 times as of press time.

DeCastro offered no updates on his Constitutional Law Scholar board game, which recently missed a “Christmas” deadline, but did say he would be back on December 30, 2024, for another installment of his livestreams.

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  1. You would think Nutella boy could distinguish Correctional Guards from Police.

    “all cops are P-I-G-G-I-E-S”

    Moron.

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