Fans of YouTuber Jose “Chille” DeCastro were delighted as the YouTuber seemed to “nope” away his troubles on his first YouTube livestream Saturday after having a massive failure in court the day before.
DeCastro’s lawyer, Steven T. Gebelin, apparently arrived in court without documentation to fight a motion for both financial sanctions and sanctions for terminating the lawsuit based on Gebelin and DeCastro’s continued delay tactics in the lawsuit.
This is the second time this year that Gebelin has arrived to a hearing either ill-prepared or not prepared at all for hearings in the case, causing significant delays. In January, another hearing was delayed as Gebelin dumped documents on the court at the 11th hour before the hearing,
As usual, instead of addressing the problems he’s having in court, DeCastro spent most of his two hours reviewing old anti-police videos while peppering in random Chille-isms and brief glimpses of the insanity behind his current attempts to finish his board game.
That board game, Constitution Headquarters, or Constitutional Headquarters, depending on the moment (officially “al” free on the website), has seen him transform a wall of his studio into a mega wall of all of his previous walls (history of lynching, history of the prison system, history of the supreme court), which he claims is vital to the teaching of the board game.
As of Saturday, he had transformed his former “First Amendment Auditor” YouTube channel into “Constitution Headquarters,” with a prominent misspelling in the header graphic (“constituion”) picking up a single new subscriber in the process.
DeCastro failed to share the old new URL of the YouTube channel with his viewers, and again, has failed to mention that in his financial struggles, he reopened three of his four GoFundMe campaigns. Because of his own failure to promote them, they’re remained dormant with no new donations in the two weeks since their reopening.
The market itself was dead for Saturday, with no new donations recorded for any of the campaigns we follow. Not even the return of market heavyweight DeCastro has been able to revive things as the winter of goose eggs marches on.
In a positive note, DeCastro said that if his “ConstitutionHQ” t-shirts came in on Monday, he’ll officially begin teaching the courses tied to “Constitutional Headquarters.” He reaffirmed his promise that every fact on the wall would be taught in said courses with hundreds of hours of video footage coming from the self-proclaimed constitutional law scholar.
DeCastro then turned his attention to a brutal take down of President Donald Trump. While DeCastro said that he agreed with Trump’s ideas on getting rid of income tax, noting that the United States was “fine” in the years it didn’t have a national income tax.
He differed with Trump on Trump’s idea, from a campaign speech last year, of executing “chemical” dealers. After playing portions of the speech where Trump praised China and other countries for taking a hard line on dealing with “chemicals,” DeCastro went off on the president and the idea of executing anyone for “chemical” related offenses.
DeCastro scoffed at Trump’s statement that each “chemical” dealer was statistically responsible for “killing” 500 people each year. Lingering for a while, before pro-Trump backlash from his audience cause him to change subjects.
Finally, DeCastro announced that he had invented two new law-enforcement related devices while he was incarcerated last year. The first was a device that he claimed would allow police to restrain individuals “from the front” without the use of “torture cuffs.”
While announcing the product as something that would revolutionize policing, he didn’t explain the advantages this device would bring in comparison to simply handcuffing someone from the front.
His second product was a bit vaguer, and he described it as a device that would insure “transparency.” He did not go into details, nor did he explain the difference between this device and his previous attempts at a “transparency” application for mobile phones.
Viewers also noted that DeCastro failed to address the arrest of his most recent protégée, the auditor known as the First Amendment Protection Agency, for allegedly attacking a senior citizen on Friday in Massachusetts.
DeCastro’s audience peaked at 158 viewers on his main channel during the livestream. He then spent the majority of Saturday night into Sunday morning sparring with Christopher “Direct D” Ruff on Twitter.
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