DeCastro Suffers Shipping Snafu

Jose “Chille” DeCastro started his Thursday live stream holding a large box of product that he said was denied by the post office earlier in the day because he no longer resided at the shipping address listed on the packages.

DeCastro claimed that the order contained over 75 friendship bracelets that had previously been delayed due to the lack of proper packaging. This time, DeCastro blamed the delay on the packaging using mailers from his previous address in Las Vegas, which were no longer valid now that he has moved back to California.

The YouTuber told his fans that he put an “indestructible” trifold in every package along with a set of 5A Cop Cards as added bonuses to his customers, who have waited nearly a week for his products to ship.

DeCastro announced the addition of friendship bracelets and keychains to his merchandise line last week in his attempt to offset the dramatic losses in revenue from YouTube in the past month. With the YouTuber claiming that his revenue is now lower than it was when he served several months in jail earlier in the year.

Despite claiming to have 6 employees, DeCastro seems to be handling the shipping himself, which seems to be the problem. From forgetting to change the shipping prices in the computer to account for the massive increase in shipping, to using the wrong return address, things can be placed directly on his shoulders.

Also seemingly delayed is his launch of the TeamDLZ website, which has gone into the fifth or six day without a promised launch. DeCastro has indicated that this would be his replacement platform should YouTube fail or pull his channel. There’s no sign that he’ll have it as a fully functioning website in the near future.

Updating new features on the broadcast, DeCastro used his “journalism skills” to prank call a police station in Sherwood, Arkansas, where he was quickly hung up on before his call backs were sent directly to voicemail.

DeCastro also answered the question of how his trifold can save someone from violent police officers who intended to harm them. He claimed that by following the strict protocols and principles outlined on the trifold, a person could avoid arrest or harm from police officers and if not, he’d help the person out to crowd fund the lawsuit… as long as he gets the exclusive footage of the incident.

The YouTuber wrapped up by reflecting on his upcoming 50th birthday. He said that he had to survive the next week to make it to his birthday and then he’d give it a brief moment of celebration but had no reason to celebrate birthdays past then.

On that note, our own ReallyCoolNews YouTube channel will be having a Chille’s Birthday Spectacular on Wednesday September 11, 2024, all are invited. Please wear your black armbands in celebration of this momentous occasion.

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  1. he said was denied by the post office earlier in the day because he no longer resided at the shipping address listed on the packages.

    errrr
    that is not a reason to deny an item

    He could have merely opened one of the drop boxes and mailed it that way.

    Also look on YT and you will see many videos of people being used by third companies as a false return address. Such that they get all the product returns instead of paying for the return shipment to China or some other expensive return location. Yet of all the sellers, good old chilli has a problem?

    Wait, is this even on poster 7? I dont think so…

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