DeCastro at Odds with Foreign State Nationals

Aging pitch man Jose “Chille” DeCastro livestreamed Saturday and Sunday with forgettable streams focused on pushing his products and repeating catchphrases in streams that would ultimately be known more for the splotch of makeup on his nose rather than anything he actually said during the broadcasts.

DeCastro has been described by former business partner Collin “Project Constitution” Campbell as wearing a large amount of makeup to cover up imperfections on his face and the wrath of age and time.

For the past few livestreams, DeCastro has had a large circular splotch of makeup or some sort of white powder that fans have speculated would normally go on the tip of his nose, but he appears to have misapplied it. The splotch leaving him with an unusual mark for fans to focus on as DeCastro’s actual content has grown more and more repetitive as he’s apparently run out of things to say to his audience.

The YouTuber is now also wearing a baseball cap on most broadcasts with speculation that his sudden interest in wearing baseball caps is to cover up his rapidly receding hairline as it appears that the previous haircare and hair restoration products that he may have used are now no longer affordable.

As far as the content of the livestreams themselves, Saturday’s livestream focused on an interview with a fan who was arrested in Texas on New Year’s Eve for public intoxication. DeCastro claimed that the man had an open and shut case in the state to defeat the charges and to get the statutes that allowed his arrest to be overturned.

During the conversation, DeCastro said that it has been hard to be nice to police while interacting with them and that it “sucked” he had to do it. Expounding further, he told his fans that they needed to fake being nice to police as they must show to the judges from the bodycam video on scene that they were cooperative with the police if they wanted any hope to get off from the charges.

DeCastro also made the strange statement that he loves marijuana but has stopped using it as much as he was afraid that it would show up in a blood or urine test. He was unclear as to why such testing was worrisome and quickly dropped the topic.

Sunday’s live stream put DeCastro in the unenviable position of defending driver’s licenses and the need for registration of vehicles that put him at odds with most of his audience.

DeCastro featured a video of a female member of the Foreign State National movement get pulled over by police for failing to have a properly registered vehicle. While DeCastro admitted that driver’s licenses are “scams,” everyone must have a license, proof of insurance and proof of registration of their vehicles.

In a weird scenario, DeCastro defended the practice of requiring driver’s licenses as his trifold business is built upon compliant traffic stops that start with the handing of a driver’s lawful information to the police.

DeCastro urged his viewers to invest in his $25.00 trifolds, now with $11.00 shipping and handling, instead of the Foreign State National movement as his program was better suited to prevent arrest in the event of a pullover. He then reminded his fans that he was brought back the special where his users would get digital copies of every product on his website with any purchase.

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It was a tale of two Chilles Wednesday afternoon into Wednesday night as Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s two livestreams from downtown Los Angeles compared and contrasted the stark differences he sees in himself between when he’s on his own and when he is in he presence of police officers.

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