The chaotic week for Jose “Chille” DeCastro continued on Monday as he continued to deal with his rage quitting of a panel show on Brian “Here’s the Deal” Young’s show over the weekend, followed by the much-anticipated inauguration of President Donald J. Trump.

In an apparent attempt to out-creepify fellow first amendment auditor and accused “Scammer” Floyd Wallace, Jose “Chille” DeCastro announced on his Saturday livestream that he had a new woman in his life who can testify that as the ultimate alpha male, he enjoys cuddling and holding instead of love making.