FLOYD WALLACE to stay in Colombia to avoid a DNA test? Would he really do that? Does the Pope poop in the woods? CHILLE DECASTRO gets really really really upset with YouTube and blames OUR DISCORD for “mass reporting” his videos to get them taken down? YouTube responds, “So what?” LONG ISLAND AUDIT totally is not bullying when he brings his group of out of towners to the Groton City Council meeting. Says he stands up for me, err, WE the people and he and his $156,000.00 billboard truck are fighting terrible oppression! Plus: REGAN BENSON’s new obsession involves writing naughty words and drawing phallic symbols outside of city buildings. Has she finally reached the snapping point?
