Turtleboy’s nether regions upstages defense opening arguments in Karen Read murder trial! His turtle prowess briefly sparked crotchgate! Should the court impose a no man-spreading policy for the closing arguments? Clash with Bao gets picked up for trespassing in Karen Read buffer zone! At least this one came out her zone alive! Chille DeCastro’s last minute filings in his California Superior Court case against Kate Peter and Blue Bacon! Plus, DeCastro epitomizes the term “bad friend” as he’s turning spurning Craig Hendry into an art form! Will he EVER come through for his “good friend?” It’s Thursday! Thursday! Thursday! I’m Pants, this is the news, and you’re about to experience some Auditing Insanity!
