It’s CHILLE! It’s FLOYD! It’s Chille! It’s Floyd! Oh dear god, is there any escape from these idiots? CHILLE DECASTRO pledges that he’s going to the TEXAS AREA to defend an innocent woman from injustice! And he was bringing a BIG BRASS BAND with him, to boot! FLOYD WALLACE tricks his panel into running his livestream while he napped! Was it revenge for previous pranks? CHILLE DECASTRO returns with a stream from a Duncan, Oklahoma, police station! Says he and his fellow first amendment auditors are going to siege the town in the name of Justice! FLOYD WALLACE returns to ask if it’s disrespectful for a woman to cancel a date “at the last minute” because her sister was stabbed by her brother and she had to take the sister to the hospital? PLUS: John Filax sues a man in Pakistan over copyright issues.