In an apparent attempt to out-creepify fellow first amendment auditor and accused “Scammer” Floyd Wallace, Jose “Chille” DeCastro announced on his Saturday livestream that he had a new woman in his life who can testify that as the ultimate alpha male, he enjoys cuddling and holding instead of love making.
DeCastro cited his advanced age for problems in the bedroom, again, indicating that his partner has to initiate sexual contact as he’s just happy to be near the person. Implying that it was one of his fans, he said that if she identifies herself, she can speak volumes on his performance in the bedroom.
Saturday’s livestream was as impotent as DeCastro’s love life, with the YouTuber breaking into his “JD” character to do a single prank call to a sheriff’s department for yet another fleeting outrage that no one will remember past the weekend.
This time over an officer from a Southern state who took a woman to the ground after she passed too closely to his car during a traffic stop. While the woman was driving on a suspended license, and she did come dangerously close to the officer. Her case went to trial and was eventually dismissed based on lack of probable cause for the officer to initiate an arrest.
DeCastro used this video, among others, to desperately plead for his fans to buy his “indestructible” trifold product, indicating that he was going to use all of the money from the sales to fund sending out physical copies to everyone he could afford to do so who asked for a free trifold.
Furthering a current trend, he also asked his fans to donate directly to him through the donate link on his website. Again, indicating that half of their donations would go to funding sending trifolds out and the rest would go to funding the commissary books of Craig Hendry and Dawn Newman, who remain in jail despite no efforts at all by DeCastro to free either one.
DeCastro then explained to his audience that capitalism was good, despite some decrying the first amendment auditing movement turning into a money-making scam. He defended friend First Amendment Protection Agency for ducking out on a Frauditor Troll debate, as those who oppose auditing don’t deserve to be promoted or helped in any way.
The diminutive YouTuber went on to explain that despite his altruistic nature, he was a capitalist at heart and would be keeping some of the money donated to his cause for profit. He also said he was torn about the in-coming Trump administration as it would mean more opportunities to make money, however he feared that Trump would further turn the United States into a prison state death state.
DeCastro also claimed that when he because Governor, he would make it a crime for any police officer to ever lie about anything, and if found guilty of lying, they would be immediately fired from their jobs and have their peace officer certificates permanently stripped.
The future governor signed off, promising another livestream later in the weekend.
