Regan Benson demands Englewood Mayor be arrested for denying her the ability to speak at Englewood City Council meeting! Should the mayor go to jail because Benson failed to give the required information to speak? Floyd Wallace demands WHOOPIE from all of his future dates! Says that if you want McDonalds, you gotta put out! Wait, what? We’re still not doxing Chille DeCastro even if we’ve seen the proof he’s worked on a food truck! Find out why! Plus: Goose Eggs! Glorious goose eggs! Six more days and no more crowd sourcing column! We can do this!