On the first of two live streams Saturday night into Sunday morning, DeleteLawZ Jose “Chille” DeCastro reminded his fans that he was being forced to raise the pricing of his “indestructible” trifolds from $12.00 to $15.00 with $11.00 shipping and handling as of Monday morning.
DeCastro’s cost struggles follow a pattern of DeCastro ignoring the past concerns of former financial advisors, who had told him that lowering the prices of the trifold and 5A cop cards would not offset costs in the production of the merchandise.
The YouTuber apparently wasn’t filming from his “new studio” in the Hollywood area, as he was concerned about becoming over excited as there were others around him sleeping. He attempted to keep his nerves calm during the entire broadcast, going so far as not to name other auditors who may upset him when he was discussing qualified immunity vs. Terry v. Ohio, leaving them named as “other famous people.”
DeCastro announced that soon all of his videos would be over on his Patreon, which would feature “uncensored” versions of his work for a starting point of $10.00 a month. As of Sunday morning, DeCastro has 3 paid members on that site, out of 34 total members and is estimated to be pulling in $27.00 a month after Patreon costs based on his current membership levels.
It is interesting to note that despite DeCastro pushing his Patreon as the place for “investors” to come and invest in his products, no one has taken him up on the $1,000.00 a month “investor” level membership. Despite his claims that he has people knocking on his door looking for investment opportunities.
Changing subjects, DeCastro cheered on longtime fan and moderator Mikey B, who claimed in a message displayed by DeCastro that he had just filed unlawful arrest and imprisonment charges against police for a recent arrest.
DeCastro then pulled up ChatGPT and showed his fans how to get ChatGPT to produce property return forms, bodycam requests and other legal documents. The YouTuber added that his friend Zane Caine once used ChatGPT to write an entire federal civil rights lawsuit that impressed a judge.
Commenting on his great fame, DeCastro warned that he was so well known that social media companies were conspiring against him to hold back his business and his growing movement. DeCastro cited his loss of TikTok and Instagram accounts and how he was being “shadow banned” by YouTube at the moment as examples of how “social media” was punishing him for his fame. He warned that he was being forced to go to Patreon and his “new channel” that would be “released in a week or two” as his only means to survive financially.
DeCastro did not update the status of great friend Michael Ehline, who DeCastro previously announced that he recently had his YouTube channel banned for a week for unspecified reasons.
Adding to the financial woes of auditors, we’ll end the column with a note that for the first time in months, none of the GoFundMe accounts that we follow took in a donation, meaning we had GOOSE EGG SATURDAY.
If SEVEN of these happen in a row, this column will be retired, and Jim can be free to find a new filler column to start the newscast with. Though he’ll have to find new ways to promote his own GoFundMe to keep the newspaper alive.
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