YouTube influencer, failed twitter artist, singlet tester and current resident of the Pima County Adult Detention Center Lane Myers filed a demand for a change of judge last week as the members of the Lane Myers Experience promoted every idea under the sun including their “fact” that our own roving reporter JudyYouGotThis was at the center of a conspiracy to keep the social media giant in jail.
This is a ReallyCoolNews editorial, as read by PANTS.
Myers himself has fueled controversy over the past year as he’s attacked or overblown anyone paying attention, mentioning or bringing light to his activities in a negative light.
John “Merb34st” Rietveld, a “second year family law attorney” out of California who occasionally comments on Myers’ legal actions was suddenly brandished an outlaw by Myers as Rietveld had a habit @ tagging Myers in posts and videos on YouTube.
Myers, who called Rietveld at work multiple times, brandished his victim as the aggressor, stating that he was going to file an injunction against Rietveld for his actions. Rietveld didn’t hold up to the standards that Arizona attorneys have to follow when practicing law! He must be sanctioned!
Except Rietveld was expressing his opinion about Myers from his home in California, where he practices law. Not Arizona. Despite Myers’ occasional slip ups, he has not filed for an injunction against Rietveld.
While Rietveld has admitted to @ tagging Myers, it isn’t criminal or harassing to do so. Again, despite what those in the Myers Experience believe.
Our own coverage of the case has come into the Lane Myers Experience.
According to Myers’ recent statements, he’s found that our entire publication is based around the comings and goings of Lane Myers. That he is literally the single source of income for our publication.
He’s convinced himself that despite years of criticism that the publication has been too devoted to the exploits of Jose “Chille” DeCastro, Myers somehow has more articles than anyone else on our website.
Myers has also threatened to sue the publication on multiple occasions for using our first amendment rights to cover his on-going court cases.
In recent days, it’s come to light that Myers has claimed that this publication is the reason for the livestreams that led to his alleged probation violations. In essence, if we report on his activities, he has the right to respond to it. Sometimes those responses get him in trouble, therefore we’re responsible for his actions.
And then there’s Judy.
JUDYYOUGOTTHIS is the single most destructive person in the world. Not since members of the Lane Myers Experience drooled over old People Magazines featuring covers of Molly Ringwald has the exploits of one person caused so much grief to a small cluster of people.
Judy sits quietly in the court room and takes notes. She then reads the notes on our air afterwards. She briefly appeared as part of the public speaking portion of a meeting to change the rules of Arizona courts last week, then talked about it on our show the same night.
This, of course, was the sin of all sins to the Lane Myers Experience. Over the past weekend, she’s been demonized, attacked and brought under scrutiny because she sits in the courtroom and reports on the case and seems friendly with Lane Myers’ victims.
That same meeting was interesting as “Joey Paine,” an alias largely associated with Josh “This is a Public Service” Grey followed Judy’s comments. Area resident Jason Jenson spoke as well, in a later portion of the same meeting.
Out of same meeting came Myers’ latest motion. The motion is looking to disqualify Judge D. Douglas Metcalf, the presiding judge in Myers’ ongoing probation violation hearing, as Metcalf sits on the panel.
The husband of his victim has done work for the panel. Myers, before going to jail while his probation violation hearing continues, spoke at length about his opposition to Walker’s work on that panel.
Metcalf has been mentioned as being part of the panel by the Lane Myers Experience in the past.
That panel, now, in the reasoning of the Experience, was brought solely because of Lane Myers. Metcalf, the victim’s husband, Judy = instant and immediate disqualification of Judge Metcalf RIGHT DAMN NOW as it was only “discovered” that Metcalf was on the panel on September 3, 2025.
Again, the math never maths when it comes to the Lane Myers Experience.
No hearing has been scheduled for Myers’ motion as of press time. Myers is still scheduled for the third part of his probation revocation hearing next week. We’ll cover it with another all-day livestream on our YouTube channel.
We’ll bring the news if and when Metcalf takes up the motion that is now in front of him demanding his instant recusal.
