Jose “Chille” DeCastro says he wants everyone to call him “Governor” but how can they respect him now that he’s fled from a group of teenage girls? Say it isn’t so! Regan Benson abuses another public employee in the never-ending anti-popularity contest that is her life! Will she ever be queen of us all? DeCastro makes multiple demands of the Oklahoma court system – including dismissing a judge and special prosecutor! Is he delusional? Josh Abrams hits DeCastro with a motion to dismiss and a motion for sanctions! Can he make Chille pay? We look at Long Island Audit’s “outrage” over a recent manufactured incident at a border patrol stop. How much is he earning from the “outrage?” Plus: A Judge rules on Frauditor Troll’s motion to dismiss Denver Metro Audits’ lawsuit. Who won? Who lost?