Jose “Chille” DeCastro bored his audience Friday night in a late-night rant as he brought back his greatest “hits” to extend his uncomfortably unfunny antics to their maximum extent before he crawled back into what we can only imagine as depression, despair and hopelessness.
Supposedly viewing a YouTube channel he “liked,” DeCastro spent the first quarter of the broadcast ripping apart a video by Rolando Bass as he filmed himself being stopped for speeding with his family in the car.
DeCastro proclaimed that Bass did everything wrong as he did not have a “indestructible” trifold or 5A Cop card to help him deal with police. Bass, starting the video on the wrong foot, enraging DeCastro, by trading friendly chit chat with police.
The YouTuber declared, “Hello is for suckers!” as he presented the idea (again) that the only way to engage in a traffic stop is to invoke the fifth amendment and then stick to it. No answers to questions were permitted, according to DeCastro, as answering questions lead to the police finding new and different ways to arrest you.
Confusingly, DeCastro kept referring to the instructions on the trifold, including agreeing to get out of the car if the police command to then to give consent for a search and then purposely revoke it for no other reason than to mess with the police officers.
Fast-forwarding, DeCastro later shared that he had been car jacked in 1999 in Arlington, Texas. He claimed that two men stopped him with guns on the highway and he ran out of the car and kept running away from the men, letting them take his car.
Going further, DeCastro brought back his offensive “southern” accent to call the Johnson County, Arkansas, Sheriff’s department in order inquire about Chief Deputy Jacob Shook who was fired on Friday for sending inappropriate text messages to a minor.
DeCastro seemed surprised when the 911 dispatcher quickly got rid of him after announcing that Shook had been fired.
All in all, DeCastro’s Friday night broadcast was an uneventful blend of his usual racism, misogyny, broken promises (constitutional law scholar), pipe dreams (the “union” of “independent journalists”) and revivals of false hopes (the “Attorney Shield” competitor).
He is expected to stream again on Saturday.
