STORIES! STORIES! STORIES! JIM SITS ON STORIES “BEING SICK” RATHER THAN SHARING THEM WITH THE WORLD! PANTS EATS SANDWICHES, NEWS AT 11! Err. CRAIG HENDRY found guilty in Green County, Indiana! Pledges to address his fans EVERY DAY from his jail cell to prove his innocence? REGAN BENSON seeks new lawsuit at Denver District 3’s Citizen’s Advisory Meeting? Public feedback display goes missing after she leaves disparaging comments! CHILLE DECASTRO argues against having his lawsuit against Josh Abramas moved to the courtroom of former nemesis Judge Allison D. Burroughs! More boring filings with THE UNHINGED ATTORNEY RANDALL NEWMAN! DeCastro returns to address his fans from SOUTH AMERICA! Plus: REGAN BENSON loses her quest for a preliminary injunction against Denver Police!