Floyd Wallace Says No to New Baby Until DNA Test is Done

After weeks of speculation as to what happened to world renown passport bro Floyd Wallace, the YouTuber made a surprise appearance on a five-hour livestream on his Foreign Only YouTube channel Tuesday afternoon.

The YouTuber started the stream by claiming that he had been fighting severe depression that had prevented him from going live on YouTube. He indicated that his depression was cured by the need to increase the revenue from his channels as he received his lowest paycheck from YouTube google last week, barely making $700.00 in revenue from his multiple YouTube channels.

Wallace started with the cliffhanger he left off on when he disappeared earlier in the summer. He confirmed that he was in Colombia and had been in the country for two weeks and had missed the birth of the baby a former hookup said was his son.

He said that the mother of the child had agreed to bring the child in for a DNA test after he returned to the United States, with his current return scheduled for September 10, 2025.

Because he did not know if he was the baby’s father, he said he refused to interact with the child and said that from the pictures he’s seen, the baby may have shared his nose but no other features.

Wallace said that the baby’s mother was from Sudan and that she was not a United States citizen, though she had been living in the United States for some time. He said that the condom broke during one of their hookups late last year and that instead of pulling out, he ejaculated inside of her despite the risks of pregnancy.

The YouTuber would admit that from the paperwork presented to him of her medical bills and test results, the was a significant chance that he was the baby’s father. He had his doubts, however, and said that he would be extremely disappointed if the DNA tests indicated that he was the father.

Wallace went on to threaten the woman, stating that if she “went for child support” he would never contribute any more money than what was required by law towards the baby. He also said that he did not want to be ordered to pay child support because if he missed a payment, his passport could be revoked.

When later asked by a panel member what he planned to do if he was the father, Wallace said that he would have to get a factory job and would not be a dead-beat dad. He indicated that he would work in a meat packing plant if needed and that despite any income he may make, the potential mother of his child would only receive a maximum of $200.00 a month from him.

The YouTuber again noted that the woman was not a United States citizen and laughed at a joke by someone in his side chat that he should report the woman and have her deported. He said he would not consider that just in case the child was his.

Wallace, now in Colombia for a few weeks, said that he was beginning to get homesick despite having no real plans in America. He claimed that Colombia had terrible food but it was the best place to hook up with women, though anyone who hooked up with a Colombian woman would have to “pay for it.”

Bragging that he had hooked up with seven women during his current stay in the country, he explained that he would never give a date cash in exchange for sex. He instead bought the women outfits, paid their bills, or bought them meals as incentive to have intercourse with him.

The issue of an incident between fellow passport bro J Rello, who is currently going by the name Scott Ensley on Twitter/X, and a prostitute became a reoccurring theme during the nearly seven hour long live stream.

J Rello currently fundraises for his travels, much like Wallace, however he pays for sexual encounters with prostitutes which he then streams on his Twitter/X channel. While the participants are typically under a blanket during the sexual encounters, Twitter/X does not intervene in the broadcasts.

In a recent incident, J Rello initiated intercourse with a prostitute in Kenya that he had paid for at a brothel. He paid the brothel for the woman’s services and took her back to his hotel. While filming the encounter, the woman refused to have sex with him. With the camera obscured, J Rello can be heard screaming at the woman, and the sound of a slap or punch can be heard during the video.

Since the incident, J Rello has been blasted by critics and received threats as he fundraised for enough money to leave Nairobi, Kenya. Wallace originally sided with J Rello, claiming to have talked with the YouTuber but had not seen the video.

Wallace said that if he was in the same situation and could not get a refund from the prostitute, he would have turned the camera off, had sex with the woman anyway, then returned her to the brothel.

He then provided updates on the situation that lured him to Colombia, the possibility of hooking up with a married lesbian couple who wanted a man to participate in various videotaped sexual activities.

The YouTuber said that he hooked up with the women a few times but that they were boring and weren’t what he was expecting sexually. He stopped regularly seeing them as they refused to appear on his livestreams.

The sex obsessed YouTuber would later open a panel and is currently in hour seven of the broadcast as of press time.

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