Chille DeCastro wants to lead you to victory after Donald Trump destroys the country! Says he’ll use the mayor’s office when he’s running for governor to… something? Speaks for 4 and a half hours and no one cares! Glenn Cerio waddles the streets of Seattle, again! Insults police officers! Refuses to give family privacy as their deceased family member is taken away by the coroner’s office! Long Island Audit pays his fines in quarters and dimes! Oh, that sly dog! Plus: Who won December’s GoFundMe title? Hint: it wasn’t us! Boooo! All this and more on this edition of Auditing Insanity!