Day: June 23, 2024

YouTube sensation, grandma, and self-appointed watchdog of Englewood, Colorado government, Regan Benson gave an hour and fifteen minute “story time” lecture to her fans on Saturday afternoon that covered her “divine” status, her thoughts on Canadians, and, of course, her opinions on everything Englewood.

Controversial auditor Auditing America, more widely known as “Asselmo,” interrupted his latest video to announce that he was taking a break from posting new videos as he “clears up” multiple outstanding warrants for his arrest around the United States.

It was going so well. We were headed towards day four of goose eggs, we even had a spectacular musical number devoted to expressing our extreme joy of another day when we came closer to actually retiring the column.

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